Monthly Archives: March 2001

Quick funmail

I just got this one. If I'm to believe her, you all agree with her. Of course, I don't believe her… By the way, she runs the body modification web site that puts BME to shame. You probably haven't heard about it because it's exclusive to her and her uberfriends. I'm sure if you email her she'll give you the URL.

From: "_sapphire _" <>
Subject: wanna know what people are saying about your site?

you have ZERO taste. body mods are supposed to look good, not like... not like a fucking sacrifice to some aztec god! this is probably the rudest i can get (which is really sad), and i'm so sick of this! everyone i know that visits agrees: mods are supposed to enhance beauty, not distort it. faded/tacky tattoos, grotesque/badly done piercings, horrible art, porn, and more.

it's an embarrassment to people who have good body mods. i don't have any yet but i plan on getting my nipple pierced. i pray it won't turn out as hideous as some of the ones i've seen on your site.

by the way, this isn't just my personal opinion, it's shared by a LOT of people.



I just put the down payment on an Iron Horse Trike. The frame, front end, rear end, and floor will be shipped to me in about three weeks. I have a 400+ HP TPI 350 V8 waiting here to drop into it… It'll do zero to sixty in not much over two seconds. I'm thinking I'll drive out to the suburbs and humiliate the import racing kids. This thing is a beast. It's about fifteen feet long, seven feet wide, and has an insane power to weight ratio…