Funmail and more

First, we're up another $1600 (PayPal) from when I left for Amsterdam — Thank you!

OK, so I got spammed with a request to fill out this tattoo survey. I took a quick look at it. My dog was it written by a dimwit.

They asked race. Options include African American, Asian American, Mexican American, Native American, or White… I guess that the world is made of basically of two cultural groups. The wonderful multi-cultural America, and then the all White rest of the world.

Ha. Well, that's as far as I got. I guess that some people aren't aware that the internet extends farther than they can see.

Did you know that in labratory conditions of extreme cold they've managed to slow the speed of light down to 38 mph? (I'm not kidding). And is anyone else very excited about Blue Gene?

“Juilet Snow” (heavenly_snow_angel@hotmail.com) recently sent me a photo taken from BME and cropped off the logo, claiming it was her. My reply: You're a liar..

Juilet: why am i a liar?
Me: You expect me to believe that's a picture of you?
Juilet: and why wouldnt u believe that its me?
Me: Because I own the photo. Your lie is caught, don't make yourself look like an even bigger dimwit by trying to pretend it's not.
Juilet: FUCKING BITCH, BY THE WAY; YOUR TATTOO AND PIERCINGS ARE UGLY.

Ha, ha. Then I got this ridiculous email (not from the same person):

From: ***** ******* <pussypart@yahoo.com>
Subject: pussy eticate

as you may notice by my email address, I am very much into pussies. Nice Pussies! YOu have some FUCKING U G L Y pussies posted on ur website! why would anyone want to look at ugly pussies!!? let alone PAYY to do it?!

ps- if you have any pix of nice pussies that you dont have up on your website (keep for yourself, you know, whatnot) plz send them to me here. (Yahoo allows 6 full megabytes of space)

So then I get this email from an idiot who I assume had subscribed to some mailing list and couldn't figure out how to follow Yahoo!'s instructions on how to unsubscribe (even though they were posted on EVERY SINGLE email).

From: Tiddilypom@***
Subject: WILL EVERYONE JUST FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
STOP E-MAILING ME, YOU ARE ALL BORING , YOU ARE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE ABOUT THIS NOW, I'M GOING TO SUE FOR HARRASSMENT. i'VE ASKED YOU NICLY TO UNSUBSCRIBE ME TWICE ALREADY, BUT NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY. FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

And then I decided it was time to go to bed.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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