Shannon's Elixir

This stuff is toxic. Don't drink much of it the first time so you can better understand your limits — my last batch was stronger than usually and I spent half an hour dry-heaving after a cup… Now I just do shots of it. Here's how you make it:

  1. Bring a pot of water containing approximately 2-3 liters of water to a boil.
  2. Add at least 100g of loose Earl Grey tea (if you are using teabags, use 80-100 bags).
  3. Let boil for a few minutes, then steep for thirty minutes.
  4. Filter out the tea and pour into a storage container.
  5. Add 250-500 ml of lemon concentrate and 5-8 cups of sugar to flavor.
  6. If you did it right, it'll look pretty much like thick apple cider.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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