I don't know if this is “fake funmail” but it sure is funny:

From: "Beer Schitz"
Subject: Apology

Hey, sorry about the 'angry old lady' email I sent you yesterday. Completely my fault for getting so worked up over nothing. I'm sure you had every intention of replying to my email, why wouldn't you? The ideas were brilliant. I know that we all get behind sometimes, hell even Indigo called to let me know that what I was waiting for is finally on it's way. Being out in the bush most of the time, I don't have alot of contact with people so, my patience wears thin sometimes. Combine that with a love of CC on my days off and I get down-right mean.

New Brunswick may be alot of things, but a social place it ain't!

Anyway, I just wanted, soberly, to say I'm sorry and throw some more ideas at about: 'Pierced, Just Like Jesus' or 'I Like Your Holes, Want Something To Stick In 'Em?'. I think the second one is more of a button than a t-shirt. You can have those ones for free, as a peace offering. By the way, I noticed that the managers name changed on the site. Is that because the guy who was running the shop was an ass or did the pansy get married and take his boyfriends name? Just kidding.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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