Monthly Archives: August 2002

Losing A Hand

I finally have Ed's book ready to go — I know there are a number of you that have been eagerly waiting for this for some time now, and I apologize for taking so long to get it laid up. I just have to do some work with the images, proof it, and then it goes to press — so expect it to be available via BMEshop and BMEbooks soon.

The book is an absolutely wonderful journey through the world of upper limb amputees. I'd recommend it highly to anyone who's curious about the amputee lifestyle, I'd recommend it highly to anyone who is an amputee and is having trouble adjusting, and I'd recommend it highly to anyone who knows an amputee. This book is truly inspiring, and Ed is a compelling storyteller.

I'm also very happy to say that we've now finally made agreements with distributors in both Canada and the United States, so expect the ModCon book to make it onto store shelves across both nations! World domination, right?

Married?

So I'm editing some gay porn right now, and it struck me that there's a commonality that I really enjoy in amateur gay porn: I get a big kick out of the fact that the men are usually wearing wedding rings. I don't know if it's to “fit in” to mainstream society better, or if it's what I suspect, that they simply haven't told their wives yet, but it's amusing…

PS. And this was shot long before gay marriages were common.

PPS. If you tell me it's on the wrong finger, you're spoiling my fun!

A further prototype

Shirt design: Orbax
Translation: Diego
Layout and Inking: Me!

The text says, in Spanish of course, “BMEZINE.COM - Cuando usted llegue, dgales que el Gran Orbax los mand”, which in English means “BMEZINE.COM - When you get there, tell them The Great Orbax sent you.” No decisions have been made yet as far as what the design is being used for — should it be a BBQ shirt? Maybe some sort of reward shirt? A BMEshop design?

Working

Over the past month I've been getting all my finances caught up so I can transition from doing them largely myself (with help from my accountant of course) to having a business services company deal with it (meeting on Thursday afternoon to do that, let's hope I remember). I can't even begin to describe how physically ill it makes me to have to worry about money. I despise it. I'm sure many of you feel exactly the same way.

I'm very good at the things that I do — mostly because I love doing them. But I hate — I mean, really hate, business and especially the bureaucracy that goes with it. It disgusts me to be a part of those processes. Unfortunately there are a number of things (and people) that are important to me that I need to generate some money to do, so I'm stuck doing it. I spent the afternoon sorting receipts and trying to ()(so far unsuccessfully) find my records from inside the moving boxes so I can hand them off and get this stuff out of my hair (and into more capable hair). When it's all over with I'm going to be very relieved.

Some good news at least is that I have the BBQ shirts in stock, so barring one of the stupid dogs (realistically my single largest sources of stress and irritation next to finances) wrecking them, at least that problem is out of the way… Here you go:

That said, I'm going to go through them and see if there are any misprints. Luckily this time they were early so such and issue could be handled with minimal stress. Now back to Quark XPress to try and get the next book ready for press. I'm shooting to have it ready by week's end.

Eliza

So I've finally started putting useful keywords into eliza's knowledgebase, so she can now answer a few questions about IAM and page maintenance. It's a really simple keyword based system so the results aren't amazing, but it's useful for doing things like asking “how do I add a tracker to my page” and stuff like that.

That said, I found this conversation snippet hilarious:

mal: You are quite difficult to have a conversation with.
eliza: Perhaps you would like to be quite difficult to have a conversation with.

Oh, and I guess that the Texas BBQ must just be starting to roll, and the London BBQ is probably just ending. Two huge BBQs in one day, and then next weekend is the Toronto BBQ… Working on a good playlist now!

As my day goes by…

I am drinking a wonderful tea made up of a mix of sweetfern, red clover, raspberry, burdock root, echinacea, yellow dock and dandelion, all picked growing wild on a small homestead in northeastern Ontario (about half way between Petawawa and Ottawa). I'm a bit under the weather — Leeta is a purebread with a very weak immune system and she tends to catch things that no healthy creature should ever get. They then incubate in her, and far stronger and populous microbes are released.

Anyway, as such in a few minutes I will start chopping vegetables for a big hearty pot of chili. I've now lost about 60 pounds in all — down from fat bastard to kind of chubby (part of the reason I switched to a primarily vegan diet was because it got me out of some of my high calorie habits), but I'm thinking that to keep myself from getting sick I should make sure to eat as well as possible right now. I think that the other factor that makes me a bit sick is air conditioning; because it dries the air, because it makes my body constantly go into shock from coming in and out of it, and I suspect because it facilitates an environment that distills disease.

That said, I'm not complaining — I'm really quite healthy overall, just feel “on the verge”. However, I can't wait to get out of this festering city… Every day I worry that I'm going to get the plague or probably worse, and it's not like you can just stay inside to avoid it — houses are just giant dust traps for pestilence.

Boy, this entry is scatterbrained jibberjabber.

I found out recently that my parents lied to me my whole life about my IQ… The weird thing is that they told me my IQ was 20 points lower than it actually is. Seems like an odd thing to do. Now, the numbers they gave me were still off the chart so it's not like I felt bad about them, but given that I grew up around a number of other very high brainpower individuals (some are even on IAM!), it just struck me as very weird.

Well, enough of that, I've got chili to make and DVDs to edit. As a parting link, here's another: Dangerous high: B.C. residents hospitalized after eating poison houseplant. First of call, Come on! You're in BC! Pot capitol of the world! Second of all, this is quite surprisingly common — when I was younger, some friends, quite drunk after a party (actually, one of them was I think Corey who I told a story about a day or two ago) decided to pick weeds from the side of the road, roll them up in newspaper and smoke them… Too bad they smoked poison ivy.

One of them was hospitalized, the others just got ill.

PS. Speaking of poor judgment!

More evolved

I worked a bit on that shirt design… The front text is a little hard to read in the thumbnail, but you get the idea (if it's not damn obvious, it says “My tongue went to a piercing studio, and all I got was this stupid brain abscess“). The statistics on the back are accurate for America, although other nations will of course have lower rates of heart, colon, and gun deaths. Anyway, here's my idea for it:

Note: the typos on the back have been fixed.