I'm not going to be online a lot over the next 48 hours as I'll be doing all the final touches on the New Year's update. Plus I got FAP'ed last night by the satellite provider for exceeding my download limit which was pretty annoying. Anyway, anything in italics is a direct quote, the rest is paraphrase:

US: North Korea, if you don't stop making these crazy nuclear threats, we're going to tell your neighbors to stop trading with you.

N Korea: Once again, you are rattling off preposterous slander against our Republic. You are so stupid, and have such a worthless and deceptive record that it's hardly possible that sound remarks will come out of your mouth.

I don't know… If it wasn't for the nukes in the middle of it, it would be kind of funny. The North Koreans are a lot more amusing than Saddam Hussein. You know, instead of Northrop-Grumman supplying the tools of the trade, I propose that NERF become the leading defense contractor. Make people fight with silly safe weapons for a change.

PS. If anyone can give Marty a ride up to the New Year's BBQ it would be greatly appreciated.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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