Monthly Archives: February 2003

Sticker-O-Rama

Just placed an order for about 4000 new stickers. The first three are “official”, and if Ryan wants some they'll be in BMEshop as well (the media section is where we put things like this). I got 1000, 1000, and 1500 of them. The last three I just got 250 a piece of (thanks Sticker Guy) and will just be fun giveaways.


Hockey Logo
This is on a 2.5″ round black vinyl sticker.
Calm Logo
This is on a 4.25″x2.75″ clear vinyl sticker (good for windows!).
BMEZINE.COM
This is red ink on an 8.5″ wide black vinyl sticker.
RAYNUTZ
Ack! He ate my balls!.
Laugh it up
This was submitted as a take-off on “Why can't we all just get along?”.
Eisenpenis
Both of these two are on 5.5″x1.42″ vinyl stickers.

Is this too cheezy?

When people donate via PayPal, if I'm able to, I like to send a little thank you back, so when I can, if the person included their address I send out some stickers and various other silly things I have here. I don't know — I love getting stickers in the mail from people like Lukas Zpira and Mr. Ballhair — my computer is plastered in them.

But I was thinking — I've donated to a lot of sites over the years, and while about 20% do send a thank-you email, I don't think any have ever sent anything in the mail. I'm not complaining at all, I don't think they have a responsibility to, and that's not what I was donating “for”… but… It got me paranoid. Is it weird/cheezy/etc. to do so?

Anyway, I think I'm going to order a little set of new promo stickers today…

February 7th

My stupid Internet connection has been crashing every fifteen minutes this morning; very very annoying. I did want to mention one story from the BME news feed today (and thank you to those that have been helping):

My dentist gave me Hep C

Anyway, I have a lot of admin work to do today…


Here's an experiment for you. Next time you're taking a shower, turn the water down by “2 notches” and then turn it up again by “1 notch”. The end result may well be that you feel the shower has gotten warmer, assuming that you don't push it into freezing… but in fact you'll have gotten colder. Bush's con game budget is sort of like that, or as the Libertarian Party points out,

[The] Bush budget contains $10 in new spending for every $1 in tax cuts … Celebrating Bush's tax cuts is like thanking a pickpocket for returning $10 of the $100 he just stole. Federal spending would be $571 billion per year higher in 2008 than in 2003.

Rumsfield is asking for even more billions for his wars at a recent speech to the house armed services committee (“Repeatedly, committee members questioned whether the administration was asking for enough money and suggested additions, citing specific equipment manufactured in the home states of many committee members.”). Come on, it's not hard to see how this game is going!

One of the scary things though is that anyone who actually points out “hey — something's not right here” is immediately fired. Remember all the 9/11 whistle blowers? Another good example is Beth Osborne, who was hired in 1992 (by Dick Cheney) to do a report on the civilian casualties in the first Gulf War. Because her report was “too honest”, she was fired, her report disappeared, and they re-published her report with dramatically lowered numbers.

We had a scary “what if” talk here last night about North Korea. Buchanan debunks the Kim-as-madman theory, and again points out,

Iraq denies it has weapons of mass destruction. U.N. inspectors cannot find any. Yet, Iraq faces invasion. But North Korea brazenly fires up a plant to produce fuel for atom bombs, as President Bush offers repeated assurances he has no plans to attack.

Buchanan goes on to explain how Kim is winning, and this current policy by the US will erode US credibility internationally… But what if Bush plays it the other way? He's either got to surrender to North Korea's demands and admit that he's a liar and that the nation acts in a cowardly fashion, or he's got to stop the nuclear buildup. Could the following happen in six months?

  1. The US makes an aggressive move on North Korea.
  2. Los Angeles is wiped off the map by a nuclear attack, killing millions immediately and millions more over the next couple of months.
  3. US launches an immediate nuclear retaliation.
  4. China responds with its own nuclear attack on the US.
  5. Goodbye world.

And don't forget Afghanistan. Yeah, we bombed the hell out of them for a while, but since then the country has collapsed back into chaos, fundamentalists are seizing power again, and they're successfully forcing US troops to retreat. al Qaeda is said to now have a dirty nuke that they're set to unleash on America within weeks.

Did anyone watch Colin Powell's ridiculous UN speech? You've got to love that the mainstream media has dubbed the “evidence” as “damning”. What evidence? At best it's circumstantial. Let's take a quick look at some of his facts:

  • The UK intelligence dossier on Iraq. While presented as up to the minute secret intelligence, it's in fact a bunch of plagiarism! They just stole some newspaper articles and college papers (literally copied them — even typographical errors were included), and then made up changes to make the case more damning.
  • The audio tapes (my next few points also summarize from that link). A couple of unauthenticated low-grade tapes that are brief out-of-context snippets are far from evidence, especially from a country that has numerous times fabricated evidence (even in the first Gulf War evidence was fabricated, and Saddam impersonators were hired to make fake propaganda broadcasts, and so on…).
  • The satellite pictures. Have you looked at them? A bunch of blurry undated pictures have no meaning at all… Especially given that the inspectors said that the site was not the same as shown in the pictures, how do we know these aren't ten year old photos?
  • Mobile manufacturing units. The only “evidence” that they have is some claims by “defectors”, and a bunch of “artists impressions”. That's not evidence. I'm sure that there are a lot of people who would tell you nasty lies about me, and drawing a picture of it doesn't make it true…
  • al Qaeda links to Iraq, including training camps in the north. Fact: if the US knew where the camp was, they'd eliminate it. Even the Kurds have said the claim is ludicrous.

Well, I could go on and on and give you endless links on how the case for war is circumstantial at best, and more likely largely fraudulent. But the fact is that at this point the US has painted itself into a corner. To not now destroy Iraq, and to not follow it up by launching war in North Korea, will prove to the world things that the US can't afford to have proven.

Time for some good old fashioned killing!

You guys ROCK

Finally we got the contributor shirts in from the printer. I'm sure some of you must have been wondering what was up with them. Anyway, they look amazing — the wait was totally worth it. For those that don't know what this is about, the top contributors of 2002 got these as “thank you prizes” for their help in making BME possible. The current leaderboards for 2003 are here.

Anyway, here's some photos of what they look like. The front (that says “TEAM BME 2002″ in these ones) is different depending on what list the person was at the top of. We've still got to sort them, but they'll probably go out on Monday I'm guessing.


The front patch (different depending on the category). The pirate logo. Yes, it GLOWS IN THE DARK! A closeup of the pirate logo. The ASCII logo. It also glows in the dark of course. A closeup of the ASCII logo.

You've got to have a sense of humor

Here's another recent interview I did… As usual, my comments are are in “normal”, and the interviewer is in blue. Hope I did OK, it was just a quicky… Now off to test the image update robots (they're complete, sans debug/test of course).


1. How have you become part of the body modification scene?

That's sort of like asking, “how did you become a part of the gay scene”. The answer is similar — I was born that way, and, for whatever reason, I chose to actually express the way I felt. I understand that expressing the way you feel is frowned upon in most cultures.

It's just who I am. I put up a web site about it, and as it turns out, I'm happy to say that it's also who a lot of other people are. Remember, BME doesn't just stand for “Body Modification Ezine”, it also stands for “Be ME”.

2. What modifications are the most talked about on your bme site?

Just going by the numbers, as far as the BME site is concerned, body piercing is by far the most popular, followed by tattoos. Going only by submissions numbers, male genital piercing is by far the most popular by a 2:1 margin. The next most popular is ear piercing (of course), followed by nipple piercing.

(Yes, I realize you probably wanted me to tell you amputation or something like that, but the fact is those modifications are still incredibly rare, no matter how much media attention they get).

3. Do you think extreme modifications such as voluntary amputation should become acceptable?

If you're asking me whether I think people should accept other people's personal decisions about their bodies, then I'll loudly yell YES!

4. Do you think body modification is becoming more mainstream and would you prefer it to remain underground?

Clearly body modification in general enjoys a far greater media presence than it did twenty years ago, and people who choose to modify themselves face far less discrimination now than they did twenty years ago.

While I can make no claim to have played a role in the creation of body modification, I do believe I've played an important role in bringing heavy modifications and play out of the underground and into the mainstream. So clearly I'm not motivated to keep things underground.

However, I do have several serious concerns about the popularisation of heavy mods and ritual:

A. That impressionable individuals jump into things a little too fast, and listen more to excitement rather than their natural and healthy desires. When things were still underground, people had minimal external influences, meaning that their decisions were entirely personally motivated. Clearly that is no longer the case.

B. It attracts undue attention to us from a hostile mainstream. This has happened, and the end result has been the arrest and prosecution of a number of artists who would otherwise have flown under the radar.

5. Finally, what modifications have you endured and is there anything you would like to have?

Your choice of the word “endured” makes me a little uncomfortable. To go back to the sexuality analogy, it would be like asking, “how many times have you endured gay sex?” — there's nothing to endure — I like it!

I've chosen to modify my body in the way it asks me to, and I intend to continue to enjoy doing so.

Fabulary Sexth

Seeing as yesterday's robot update went so well, I'm going to hack out the framework for the same functions but under an image update (a slightly more complex process, although not dramatically). Then I'll draft the IAM contingency manual, and I can travel knowing that no matter what, things here should keep ticking.


So given that there's been another little wave of freakout about it over on livejournal, full of the usual misquoted emails, strangely rewritten history (people who were TOS'd stating they were TOS'd for something else in a weird straw man argument*), and misleading statements like doubling IAM's cost, and so on, I thought I'd explain briefly how the TOS process works. First, the TOS is up for public viewing and I don't browse for violations — they are all user-reported. When I get a TOS complaint, I then verify that the complaint is valid.

If the issue is extreme, the account is removed then, but that's relatively rare. It typically only happens in cases where people have made the decision that they don't want to be on the site any more and have a “freakout” to get kicked off.

In most cases the account or a part of the account (ie. access to the forum system, etc.) is locked, and a note stating why is placed in the (private) TOS log. Then when the user accesses IAM, they are given a note telling them that their account (or part of it) is suspended and that they should contact the TOS panel for more information.

When they make that contact, they're then told why their account was suspended depending on what happened are either simply told what they need to do to keep it in good standing (usually something like “please remove that background image, you don't have legal rights to it” or “you can't use your IAM page just as a portal to another site; you'll have to decide if you want to actually use IAM or not”).

So most people who get blocked are back on the site in a couple of days. That is, if you get that message, it does not mean you're getting deleted, it just means something happened that needs attention. Anyway, hope that clarifies things a little. (And yes, moving this over to a panel is still on the to-do list, it's just not at the top of that list right now as the BME automation functions have to carry more weight).


It's weird… Crazy North Korea** has again threatened the US with a nuclear first strike. It says that it asserts the right to pre-emptive first strike as US forces build up in the area. Ri Pyong-gap has said, “the US says that after Iraq we are next, but we have our own countermeasures — pre-emptive attacks are not the exclusive right of the US.”

North Korea claims that they are firing up their reactor for electricity — it's a cold winter (colder than here in Tweed in fact!), and since the US cut off its oil supply, it has to generate power somehow to keep its people from dying. However, the side effect of that reactor being fired up again is lots of weapons grade fuel. So watch out Los Angeles.

North Korea has nuclear capable missiles — remember, a little while back our good buddies in Pakistan, our allies in the “war on terror”, traded their nuclear research for a bunch of North Korea's missiles. So now both nations have the capability to destroy cities a significant distance away — North Korea claims that they have missiles trained on and able to “incinerate” cities like Anchorage, Los Angeles, and much of the west coast of America and Canada.

Not that any of that matters… Bush et al are far more concerned about the highly questionable war on Iraq, which will have only one certain end result: more terror attacks on US civilians… How many people have to die before people clue in that the US government does not work for the US people? It works almost exclusively for the large corporations, with the oil and defence sectors leading the pack.

Closer to home, InTheseTimes is running a story on the US's secret “defensive” bioweapons program, and Canada (well, the NDP anyway) is sending a team of “weapons inspectors” to the US to determine if they have weapons of mass destruction (well duh!) and to make the point that the US poses more of a threat to global security than Iraq.


* Do follow that straw man link — you'll see it used constantly by current politicians. It's one of their favorite games, and when a situation is complex and most people watching don't have time to do the underlying research, it's very easy and very effective.
** If you'd like to see more of the anti-US posters from North Korea, click here, traitor.

Working day

Didn't get too much sleep last night; we're having a massive wind storm here right now. It's not so much that it was loud, it was that the constantly changing air pressure was giving me a pretty bad headache. My “BME command module” tool is coming along well. It can currently do all of the following (and I've tested all of this):

  • update main index file
  • re-upload latest cover files
  • upload latest newsfeed
  • add item to newsfeed
  • edit newsfeed
  • make a new front-page poll
  • edit image galleries (move/del pix)
  • add member to creation queue
  • scan for problematic submissions
  • process pending memberships
  • upload anonymous email data file
  • build search engine data and u/l
  • add new cover files

Later today I'm going to do an experience update; I hope to do the entire update using the command tool (which means that from this point onward, that task won't need my involvement). It also serves as an operation manual, as on every step it both explains what it does as well as explaining how to perform the task manually.

Three quick news links (nothing much in the BME newsfeed, but thank you to the two people who have helped out so far — it's definitely appreciated):

  • Pentagon adviser: France 'no longer ally' - The quotes from Perle are pretty kooky. The United states “must develop a strategy to contain [France]” and that France's attitude about Iraq is “dangerous”. “Iraq is going to be liberated, by the United States and whoever wants to join us, whether we get the approbation of the U.N. or any other institution.” — So basically, America will declare war on whoever it wants to, and if France wants to object to that war, it's going to be next? WTF?
  • Bush promises $6.4 billion for nuclear weapons development - Because weapons of mass destruction are the tools of evil, America has decided it had better have as many as possible, and that its evil has the be the best evil money can buy.
  • Picasso Under Wraps, UN Under the Thumb - A reproduction of Picasso's 'Guernica', one of the most well known anti-war paintings, hangs outside the UN Security Council. Like Ashcroft covered the statues of Justice for being obscene, Guernica has now been covered up as well — after all, anti-war politics are “offensive” to warmongering murderers, and they are now who rule this world.

Oh, and if you have a buddy who's on TOS suspension for making numerous homophobic comments including saying that anyone who “goes gay” deserves to be killed, posting a “free speech” rant isn't going to convince anyone. Again, no one's stopping you from saying it — we're just saying you can't say that in “our home”.

…And attaching it to a “corporate sellout” statement is just ludicrous. Since when has “the voice of the free” been the voice of bigotry? If anything, it's the other way around. Really, is it that hard just to be a decent person to the folks around you?