Monthly Archives: March 2003

Spamarama

My email lately has been flooded with stuff like this:

From: The Last Judgement
Subject: Signs from God

The Messiah comes. We have the end of the World and already 3th World war. The Mankind faces the Doom and as well the biggest ever experienced Holocaust. Each second Humanbeing ends up in the Pond of Fire. If the Messiah is not coming now (Jesus Christ, Son of God, King of the Jews), God will come as Devil-and Germany brought the entire Mankind into Hell. Owing to the Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin every Human will be punished as hard as Adolf Hitler. That means Hell forever:Final Solution (Endloesung) …. [blah blah blah]

I don't know… At least they're not trying to sell me anything. Is this better than being offered some “virgin sluts” or a chance at an “enormous tubesteak”, or even some “generic viagra”? Anyway, with the level of fog we have here I'm guessing there's a good chance this satellite is going to cut out soon.

ANYWAY. I got the following question for an interview that I'm doing with someone that I can't remember the details of. Someone in Seattle I think…

Hi Shannon — here's one final question for you. Is there any point at which you would draw the line in body modification? To clarify, is there a line you wouldn't cross and don't feel others should either? A point at which you would say “Okay, that's not modification. That's mutilation.” Whatever your answer (yes or no) please explain.

I was going to turn it into a larger article, and I'd love to get some feedback from other people. I've created a comment forum below, and if anyone wants to include their take on the question, please feel free. I may use some of the posts as quotes in the article and pass them on to this reporter… If you don't want me to for some reason, please make that clear in your post.

(Original forum unavailable, sorry)*

Oh no!

People will believe anything if it's on the news. It doesn't matter how stupid it is. It doesn't matter how unsupported by fact it is. It doesn't even matter if they were told the opposite story yesterday. I know I said I wasn't going to comment on this “world war to defend our planet” but this is a little silly:

Good night.

What do you need to be happy? If you can answer that question, you will be happy… (PS. If you know your answer, I'd love to hear it — what do you need for joy?)… I tried to make my own list:

  1. Personal autonomy (that is, deciding what I do and when I do it)
  2. Good food (yummy)
  3. Good sex (hell yeah)
  4. The ability to communicate with my friends

And that's really all I want. Guess what? It's pretty easy to get. Being happy isn't hard at all… That's the big scam in life. They try and sell you all kinds of crap to be happy, and it's not until you've wasted millions of dollars (and I really have wasted millions of dollars on everything from drugs to toys to weapons to education to girls to property to military ventures) that you realize happy is how you started.

YAY!

First, big congratulations to TattooedRedhead/Liz and kromedome/Dave — in her words, “London: approximately 8:00 pm GMT - He asked… I said yes”.

Just got back from eating my vegan dinner at the local steakhouse (yeah, the “we make a stirfry even better than a chinaman” place). Since I've been out lately, I've been trying to follow people's eyes and see if they at all notice my tattoo. It's like it's invisible; it's really weird to be honest. I don't know if people can't see it because it's subtle, or if they are somehow erasing it in their minds, but I really expected more people acting stupid about it. (And no, I'm not complaining!)

Anyway, I'm just working out the software upgrades that will allow pro's to be properly tagged in forums so we can set up “ask a pro” areas (there are so many forums out there with people giving truly insanely bad advice) — assuming I'm not too hatemail flooded tomorrow that's on the menu.

I've been biting my lip on this, but I had to share a paraphrase of an application that got entered. Please let me emphasise that under no circumstances will I reveal who this is from, and that I consider all applications, including ones that are turned down, confidential.

What does “sterile” mean? Clean
What does “to disinfect” mean? To get rid of infection
What is “cross contamination”? It happens when you don't wash your hands enough.

I post this because I want people to know that there are people with these holes in their knowledge working at reputable shops. There's nothing wrong with giving your piercer a little quiz like the above — most will probably get a kick out of it if you're cool about it… And if you get answers like the above, I'd strongly urge you to seek an alternate studio.

On the subject of murder

I just wanted to remind people exactly what is getting bombed. I don't care what you think of Saddam or what your views on the legitimacy of this conflict are. Those are separate issues, and they ignore the overwhelming underlying moral question. I think everyone needs to know just who's getting killed and what's getting destroyed as the US murderers continue their killing spree.

Baghdad is a city of four million people. While it has irreplaceable cultural value, it's also a modern city of skyscrapers and everything we expect from a Western city — I think that perhaps people have been misled into thinking it's a bunch of mud huts… Anyway, a couple photos:

How different does that look from where you live?

People live there. People like you. People as innocent and unrelated to the butchers ordering and facilitating these attacks as you. They will die for the multitude of fanatics and businessmen fueling this atrocity… But none of those evil men will die, will they?


You may be seeing the ruling class in all the countries around Iraq freaking out — I've seen it all morning… “Death to the Americans” they shout. These are Saddam's enemies shouting this. They hate America even more than they hate him, and Osama bin Laden and his followers are rejoicing in the victory they're winning today.

But…

Two thirds of that region is under thirty thanks to the brutal sanctions and horrific rulers that have killed much of the population. Those two thirds want dialogue with the West, and want to enjoy the same freedoms and wealth. The only reason they haven't is because of the religious fanatics leading them and American efforts to stop it from happening.

KEEPING IT FROM HAPPENING IS WHY THIS WAR EXISTS.

By invading, Bush guarantees that extremists stay in power. He guarantees that the youth becomes radicalized. He guarantees that the Middle East stays repressed, and never rises to Western modernism, freedom, and, to be blunt, power.

This is about ensuring that the global pyramid game keeps its Pharaoh.

Sad…


Messages from
(03/20 @ 08:11)
Dear Friends,

Starting tonight I won't be on I.AM for at least a few days. Myself and (as of right now) one other person are going on a hunger strike. We'll be demonstrating in front of the American Embassy in Ottawa. So if you happen to live here feel free to visit. Tell your friends!
I'm not sure how long we'll be there. I know that I will try to stay as long as I can. But if things don't go according to plans I will have to either stop demonstrating in front of the embassy and move elsewhere, or simply stay on the hunger strike at home. But if all goes well I'll be out there for at least three days.
Today there'll be a demonstration starting at Parliament Hill at 5:30. Once this is over I will head home, get some more clothes, blanket, and head down to the Embassy at around 8 in the evening.

SALAAM (PEACE!)
Piotr

As most of you probably already know, the murdering has already begun. After Iraq fired some pathetic missiles at US troop positions, 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' — perhaps the most insulting name possible — was launched. Even though Congress is supposed to authorise war (and no, their previous support of force did not authorise this), Bush sent them a letter that they should be prepared for many US casualties. But so should the Iraqis — no targets are off limits the “good guys” say — the Iraqi people have been warned by the US and the British to expect bombing of mosques, hospitals, and schools. While the US has nearly 300,000 troops potentially invading, the Turks have 70,000 along their border, ready for any excuse to slaughter the Kurds (America's allies?).

The top White House anti-terror boss Randy Beers (what a name!) has resigned. One former intelligence official explains his likely reasoning,

“Hardly a surprise. We have sacrificed a war on terror for a war with Iraq. I don't blame Randy at all. This just reflects the widespread thought that the war on terror is being set aside for the war with Iraq at the expense of our military and intel resources and the relationships with our allies.”

Author and intelligence expert James Bamford added,

“There is a predominant belief in the intelligence community that an invasion of Iraq will cause more terrorism than it will prevent. There is also a tremendous amount of embarrassment by intelligence professionals that there have been so many lies out of the administration — by the president, (Vice President Dick) Cheney and (Secretary of State Colin) Powell — over Iraq.”

“It is absurd that the president of the United States mentioned in a speech before the world information from phony documents and no one got fired. That alone has offended intelligence professionals throughout the services.”

The Pope is usually pretty much a stumbling old-school zombie. He can hardly move, talk, or appear to stay awake. But in his meetings with world leaders he has been absolutely animated, to the point of yelling, pointing his finger, and banging on his table. The message is very clear: God is not on America's side in their self-serving holy war.

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has announced that the war means that the US will have to scale back the rights of its citizens. Keep your eye on this one, and don't forget where income tax (aka “war tax”) came from in the US. Whenever the US has changed a law “for the war effort” it's not changed back — don't let your rights get sacrificed like your economy.

Finally, let me quote from Sen. Robert C. Byrd:

“I believe in this beautiful country. I have studied its roots and gloried in the wisdom of its magnificent Constitution. I have marveled at the wisdom of its founders and framers. Generation after generation of Americans has understood the lofty ideals that underlie our great Republic. I have been inspired by the story of their sacrifice and their strength.”

“But, today I weep for my country. … No more is the image of America one of strong, yet benevolent peacekeeper. The image of America has changed. Around the globe, our friends mistrust us, our word is disputed, our intentions are questioned.”

“Instead of isolating Saddam Hussein, we seem to have isolated ourselves. We proclaim a new doctrine of preemption which is understood by few and feared by many. … We assert that right without the sanction of any international body. As a result, the world has become a much more dangerous place.”

“The case this Administration tries to make to justify its fixation with war is tainted by charges of falsified documents and circumstantial evidence. We cannot convince the world of the necessity of this war for one simple reason. This is a war of choice.”

“There is no credible information to connect Saddam Hussein to 9/11.”

“What is happening to this country? When did we become a nation which ignores and berates our friends? When did we decide to risk undermining international order by adopting a radical and doctrinaire approach to using our awesome military might? How can we abandon diplomatic efforts when the turmoil in the world cries out for diplomacy?”

“Why can this President not seem to see that America's true power lies not in its will to intimidate, but in its ability to inspire?”

Another quote, this one from Rep. Dennis Kucinich (Ohio):

“Iraq does not pose an imminent threat to the United States of any of its neighboring nations … Iraq was not responsible for the terrorist attacks of September 11. [...] Tonight President Bush has commanded U.S. forces to go to war in violation of American traditions of defensive war that have lasted since George Washington. This war is wrong; it violates the Constitution and international law.”

Chug-a-lug

There's no turning back now it seems, murder is the plan. Maybe I'm crazy, but I really believe that killing is wrong and should be avoided at all costs. Say it with whatever religion or pacifist philosophy you want, but murder is wrong… which means no offensive wars. Would I fight to protect “my country” from invasion? Of course. But I wouldn't fight in an illegal war of aggression, and that's what this is, and it shocks me that any civilized person would be willing to take part.

I'm very sad that the American people are about to be bankrupted over this and have their civil rights eroded even more. I'm very sorry that their fear has allowed evil men to subvert America. I'm very sad that hundreds of thousands, if not millions of innocent Iraqis are about to be brutally slaughtered (say what you want about Saddam's “evil”, but the people themselves are no more at fault than the people who were murdered in New York — victims of religious fanatics, big businesses, and governments that don't care about them). I'm very sad that potentially tens of thousands of US, British, and other Western troops are going to die horribly and alone, away from their homes, many believing misguidedly that they're improving the world.

It's all very sad.

Delta Force has been sent in with orders to execute Saddam Hussein. The US has made it clear that under no circumstances do they want him to stand trial, since in an impartial trial, they fear that the world could rally around him, especially once it's revealed (again) that the evidence against him is fraudulent and all charges are dismissed. Is he a brutal puppet dictator? Most definitely. Is he guilty of what the US is accusing him of and using to lauch this war? Most definitely not…


On a more pleasant note, the IM taskbar feature is definitely a go… The look/feel/functionality isn't totally set yet (the initial version will just be a message waiting indicator, but future versions will also notify you of buddy updates, forum posts, and all that jazz). Anyway, it'll go a little something like this: