Uploading update now

Well, the update (a big one) is on its way to the site now… I expect it'll be uncompressed either later tonight or in the morning depending on the whims of the bird. Oh, and if you're wondering, that's oji on the cover.

Anyway, a few more replies to various scammers from Franko… This first fool sent in pictures that actually had the BME logo and the logos of the other sites he'd taken them from still on them. Seriously.

From: "Aleksandras Podgornovas"
Subject: PIC

At 4/9/2003 06:09 PM +0300, you wrote:
>here some foto
>my nickname is Van

Wow, my nickname is "Van" too! They call me that because I live in a van down by the river. Anyway, when I get the van running (it's such a heap of crap), I'll be sure to drive right on over to the password store and pick one -- maybe two -- up for you.

Where should I mail it? Because you sent so many of your fine pictures we will forgo the normal shipping charges.

It will ship in a standard cargo crate, approximately 400 feet on all twelve sides with additional storage in subspace. To access it you will need a Creation Matrix or similar device -- Animorph junk won't cut it -- but I assume that's not a problem.

Franko el Derbi
Deptarment of the Autobots
Optimus Prime Division

This next person sent me a tired old porn shot that's been submitted a million times. Hint: if the ripped off photo you're sending was clearly done at a pro-studio (ie. professional photographer that understand lighting, etc.) and you have long nails with white tips, I'll probably notice.

From: "Bella Angel"
Subject: (no subject)

>Here is my picture...now can I get a membership?

Thank you so much for your picture. I've added it to the site and have already spent many hours personally admiring it.

Unfortunately it will be some time before I can get a membership to you since we're all out of passwords -- we've literally used every word in the dictionary, and it just wouldn't be right to make up words.

When the 2004 dictionaries are released (probably in about 10 months from now), keep your fingers crossed. If any new words become available you are currently 1,832nd in line for a password.

Franko el Derbi
"Onanism is my middle name"

This next person sent in a pic I'm 95% sure is ripped off, but claiming to be a girl and keeping a guy's name and “haggardasfuck” as your email address is kind of a tip-off that you might not be quite who you say you are, superstar!

From: "Brandon Dicamillo"
Subject: (no subject)

At 4/8/2003 01:07 AM -0700, you wrote:
>Heres my pic.

Thank you, it's good to hear from you again. I've given your password to Rake, just get it from him this weekend.

Franko el Derbi
Department of CKY

Well, I'm going to go cook some borscht now (like a good little commie I'm sure some of you are thinking). No, I'm not joking, I actually really like borscht and really am going to make some.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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