Oooh, you're so tough

I don't know if this guy makes the military look worse, or tattooed people. Meet Private Kerri McAllister:

The only reason I joined the Army was to kill people. I really feel like there are some people who deserve to die, so why let somebody else do it when I can take care of business? Saddam for one. He was really [messing] his people up...

[But] I cannot die a happy man until I go to an Iron Maiden concert. [If I don't like the army], I'd love to be a bouncer in a [topless] bar.

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but if some dumbass says crap like “the only reason I joined the Army was to kill people” they should be instantly disqualified. Anyway, you can expect one or two columns to be posted later today, as well as perhaps an experience update depending on how the day goes.

Oh, and you'll get a preview of the awesome new BME/boy and BME/girl shirts too.


  1. AM wrote:

    You don’t even know him! Do you know what it is like to have to prep yourself for the horror they have to see an deal with in war? OK he doesn’t do it in the best of ways, so what? If it gets him through the hell and he gets to come back home to his loved ones why not? Maybe people shouldn’t publish things like that in the first place but how many ways can you get your face in the news to let everyone know your still alive except to be blown to pieces but some rigged bomb on a street. He is a good guy and doesn’t normally talk like that and he really joined to make his Dad proud and to serve his country. Even if it means killing people.

    Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm | Permalink
  2. Kerri McAllister wrote:

    Hi im the guy this article was written about the article as you have allready stated was pretty horrible things were taken out of context and were picked up by eaves dropping on us young soldiers relaxing, and bs’ing with one another I am still in the army and in fact i am overseas as i am typeing this and if you want to call me a dumbass and talk trash about me because of some article you might be the dumbass. If you haven’t noticed nice guy articles don’t usually get published but if you can make some poor kid look like an idiot to sale more papers then thats what they do. do I have tattoos yes did I write on an ammo crate yes with some nice lines given to me by the author in fact. so if you still think im fucked up then why don’t you tell me you have my email address instead of posting it on some blog

    Monday, April 20, 2009 at 11:31 am | Permalink
Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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