I just got this in my email. Why does it come as no surprise at all that the folks at FOX “NEWS” are ALL CAPS TYPERS? Now the important thing to notice is that the subject line is typed correctly which means that TYPING THE BODY IN ALL CAPS WAS A CONSCIOUS DECISION (to the extent that anyone working for Fox is actually conscious in the traditional sense of the word).
Subject: Tongue Splitting
I'M LOOKING TO DO A STORY ABOUT TONGUE SPLITTING AND IT'S NEW POPULARITY. DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PLACES IN DETROIT OR GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN THAT DO THIS?
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP,
FOX 47 NEWS
Fox really ought to stick to T&A shows, when <insert-monster-here> attacks, COPS, and the occasional adult cartoon. That was a whole lot easier to swallow than war propaganda…