Another image update (1,457 images) has been posted, along with another super-silly cartoon cover. Enjoy!
And I know it's rather childish of me to laugh at this terrorism article, but you know it makes you giggle too:
The camp is run by the secessionist Moro Islamic Liberation Front, or MILF, which is fighting for an independent Muslim homeland in Mindanao … “There are several MILFs, all using the same name,” Jones said, adding that these factions were not the same as the group now conducting peace negotiations with Manila.
Why do I think this is actually a secret plan by the US recruitment office to get more teen boys signing up for the military? (“MILFs? I can meet MILFs if I sign up you say?”). They may tell you that “God has hardon for Marines, because they kill everything they see”, but being realistic, “God has a hardon for MILFs, because, well… duh!” might be an easier sell to the cannon fodder of tomorrow?
Of course, everything I know about the world is learned from movies, primarily pornographic ones (which have a bit of a “make love not war” bias), so really, you probably shouldn't put too much stock in my MILF theories. But still, I'm fairly certain that the pursuit of MILFs is ethically preferable to killing.
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