Monthly Archives: February 2004

"Thanks" Bob…

So here's my new update on the drive. This afternoon Bob had told me that barring an act of God, he could think of no reason why my data wouldn't be ready. As I'm leaving I called him to let him know I was on my way, and then, when I'm ten minutes from pulling into their parking lot, I get a call from Bob saying “we got to 98% and then started getting errors so your data won't be ready today.”

“Why not?”, I ask.

Bob of course has no explanation for me other than “there were errors”, so I ask to speak to someone more technical. He tells me that he's technically qualified. This is the guy that types half his emails into the subject line, and gave me incorrect information about RAID types when I asked about other options. Anyway, I tell him that I don't believe he's technically qualified and that I am extremely unhappy with the service I'm getting. I demand to speak to a different sales rep or a manager.

“I'm the only person you're going to be talking to here,” he tells me.

After multiple mistakes, being repeatedly misled about them, and an apparent chasm in communication coupled with a “you'll get it when you get it” attitude, at this point I'm starting to feel like I'm never getting my data back and, especially given Bob misplacing my payment records the day before almost forcing a double-payment, that it's being held hostage. I tell him that if 98% is copied, to just close my case and give me my drives back and I'll deal with the 2% loss.

Then he starts yelling at me — “This is your fault you know! If you weren't pushing us so hard to get your data back you wouldn't be in this predicament!”

Whatever.

From the first day I walked in there I'd been asking for expediated service (which is advertised on their website). I made it very clear every time Bob mentioned a delay that I was more than willing to pay in excess to get the data back sooner rather than later, but even though I asked at least three separate times, each time he refused to even talk about the subject. I don't know if they don't really have that service, or if Bob was just refusing for some reason, but it wasn't cool at all.

Anyway, a few minutes later I pull into the parking lot. Apparently Bob had split after my phone call and wasn't there any more. Because I was obviously pissed off, I was handled by Scott, their “senior consultant” who I assume must deal with most of their damage control. I'm sure he's heard a thousand customers complain about the recovery process so I think he took that aspect of my complaint with a grain of salt, but I don't think he was too happy to hear that Bob was actually blocking me from talking to others there. Not that I expect anything to come of it…

So now I have my drive here with I assume most of the data on it (my initial checks show most of it). I'll probably take one of these Lacie drives I picked up for the video editing machine and set them up temporarily for this for the short term… Definitely not happy with how this was handled! That said, it appears to be over though, and in combination with my local and remote backups, I've really lost very little data. Hopefully late tonight I'll run a few tests. I can't think of any reason why there won't be an experience update tomorrow, and then images the day after.

Oh, and as a general “PS”, their security arrangements really suck. Last night when I was there picking up the CDs (of the wrong files), they left me at their front desk for an extended period with no one around. There are no cameras, and their computer is left on after hours logged in to an admin account, and their files room was also open and unlocked and not on camera. Anyway, not that I have any interest in breaching their security, but I just thought it reflected even more unprofessionalism.

I'll compile this all into an article, along with everyone's first and last names and the company information as soon as I've had a chance to double-check all my facts, times, and so on. Monday probably.

.45 time

Here's the latest drama with my restoration.

This morning they eventually agreed to ship me the essential missing files via same-day courier (after first trying to claim that I had made a mistake). When I asked them about the rest of the data, they told me “it'll be done when it's done”. At that point I was pissed off enough that I didn't follow that extreme unprofessionalism up right then.

I called back in the afternoon to ask whether the CD had been shipped. They said, yes, it had, and offered me a tracking number. However, they couldn't remember who they'd used as a courier company and told me they'd call me back with that info.

About half an hour later they did so. I asked when the rest of the data would be done. He told me that it might be done by midnight. Given that it's only about 170 gig of data total, and he'd told me on Monday that the transfer was already in progress, I was kind of confused. Copying that much data should take less than an hour. Hell, even copying it off CDs would only take about six hours. So I demanded an explanation as to why it would take so long.

No one knew.

Eventually I got a response that they'd “just passed the 150 gig mark” and my data would probably be done soon and that they could call me at the end of the day to let me know if I could pick it up. I explained that if I had to drive there during rush hour it would take an hour and a half and calling at the end of the day wasn't going to work.

They'd told me I could get my tracking number from my online report. Even thought I'd just been told the exact opposite, they'd noted in my online report that as of about four hours ago the transfer was complete and that I could pick it up. Their tracking system is bizarre — anything they give you makes it get labeled as “recovered and approved by client” and similarly misleading messages. The whole thing is strange, with fragments from emails pasted in at random, some relevant, some irrelevant.

The impression I'm getting is that their sales staff is wholly disconnected from their technical staff and that the communication between the two is poor at best, to the point where sales staff end up lying to the customers due to ignorance. I do not believe that my sales admin is fully computer literate (like I said, who types their email messages in the subject line?), and I am becoming increasingly unhappy with how this is being handled by them. Ignoring requests, not returning calls, repeatedly missing deadlines, repeatedly telling me something is done when it's not, and so on. The apparent technical incompetence (me having to explain to them how to restore data) really put it over the top though.

From a lauded ISO 9001:2000 company I'd have expected better…

Anyway, I guess I'm headed up there again shortly.

Close-up

Since people are really liking the Necromancer (”Satanic”) one, here's a closeup of all of them:

Four shirts

I've just laid up these designs. The first is a remake of the never printed HOLY design, this time on denim-coloured shirts. The second is a new and improved version of the Dr. BME logo, and the third is a B&W version of the “Satanic” logo shirt (that had alignment problems in its first printing) which I think we'll rechristen the “Necromancer Shirt” since it's not really Satanic. The fourth is a plaintext shirt, although I've added a “BME swirl” in behind as an accent.

None of these are specifically scheduled for printing right now, but if you want/like them, you should make yourself heard in the BMEshop forum.

Update today? Maybe…

I wonder if I'm going to have to drive through this crap again today? As much as I don't want to, I need that data, and have to stay on top of them to ensure it's done properly*.

All this driving has really made me want to put a push back onto the voice interface. I'd love to be able to make audio posts (and video posts later) from the road. It's just a matter of time (to write it) and money (development tools, hardware, phone line for it, and anything I have to pay someone else to work on it). It's one of those “speculative” features, but I think it might be really good.

Well, as you know David Kay quit the WMD search (more), and the Pentagon and CIA have said that there's “little point” in continuing to look (more). Powell has gone so far as to say that it's possible had no banned arms of any kind (more), and even Bush has agreed to allow a “probe” into what happened (more) — although it won't happen until after the election. Gotta love that it takes these extremes to have investigations into war and murder, but when Challenger blew up, we had multiple independent inquiries announced within days… and you've got to really love that “accidentally” killing a ton of people (including Americans) based on lies isn't even as bad as getting your trouser snake surreptitiously sucked.

Anyway, it's been said that Bush is going to try and scapegoat the CIA (more), but other officials point out that all of the tainted intelligence ran specifically thought Cheney's office (more) and in some cases no source other than Cheney's office can be found. Thank God Bush has said that he doesn't have to read the newspaper or watch the news because he has people like Cheney and Condi to explain it all to him (more — click that link to see Bush tell Diane Sawyer how he doesn't want to read the news because it's too critical of him, and his aides only tell him the good stuff; this coming from the same guy who has the Secret Service quarantine protesters when he's around — more)… Even Halliburton describes Cheney as “a risk factor” (more) and wants to distance themselves from him.

I'd say Halliburton saying that Cheney is too evil to be friends with is strong evidence for the increasingly convincing case that Cheney is the anti-Christ or some other demonic embodiment.

PS. Is God Pro-War?


* Update: Big surprise, they didn't call back or respond to my emails. I had to call them, when they first said “you sent us an email saying the problem is resolved”. Then I say “no I didn't, read my email back to me”, and he does, explaining that they gave me the wrong files. Then I ask if they followed my instructions to manually grab the critical files before attempting the re-partitioning. They didn't do that either. Nice. Now they're going to try and stop that to email me the critical files.

Sometimes I feel like a food critic who's getting horrible service at a restaurant — you just want to say “look, you'd better consider giving me decent food, because whatever you do to me, I'm going to publish, and I have a very loud voice.” (But of course you can't, because then you not only risk it backfiring, but you get unrepresentational service).

Janet Jackson

For those of you who didn't see it on the Superbowl, here is the naked truth as to Janet Jackson's nipple piercing (it's a 1.2 meg AVI file if you click the middle pic):

For those having trouble viewing the file, I have re-encoded it (with minor quality loss) as a standard WMV file here.

PS. NFL, just try and sue me for this. Hey. Superbowl. Yeah, that's right. I said it.

Finishing with funmail

Ok, last post of the day. I've got to do some design work and then I'm watching Survivor All Stars. Yeah, I'm totally looking forward to it… I've been a drone in front of that show since day one. Anyway, I got an odd message submitted to me at the encyclopedia address:

Subject: doug malloy

Hi! HELP! HELP! HELP! I'm still waiting for your bio, etc., as well as a list of what you plan to do in the show. FLASH! FLASH! Zirbel just got a 9 month booking in Branson so we had to replace him with illusionist Jason Alexander. Unfortunately, I don't have his rundown here with me at the library but will call you with it ASAP.

That's odd. I thought maybe they were trying to contact The Lizardman since he writes for the encyclopedia so I wrote back asking them who they were trying to reach and about what. Their reply was rather odd:

Subject: bad direction for my Email - Sorry!

I was trying to contact DOug Malloy. I'm sorry the message went to the wrong address! Thanks!

Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Doug Malloy passed away quite some time ago, and unless someone has stolen his name, he wasn't a sideshow performer. Along similar lines, I just got this mail the evening (last name changed):

Subject: Nostrial Piercing

Ted, Need  a new nostrial piercing… maybe  tomorrrow or this week.
Weather permitting . Chris Hadberg  Take Care!   Chris

It's really weird. I get these sorts of messages every couple of days. I suspect that all magazines must though, especially online since I think people operate under some strange notions about how email works… some sort of always-finds-its-destination magic routing.