Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

…why celebrities can pick great cars, great clothes, great makeup, great surgery and exercise programs and so on, but they can't pick a decent tattoo? (link: rebekah)

Guess the Celebrity Tattoo

My theory: because they're dumbasses that can't do anything right unless they're being coached. They're coached on what clothes to wear and so on, but their tattoos are things they sneak in on the side on their own. Unfortunately, being dumbasses, they get appropriately dumbass tattoos when they're not chosen by their stylist.

The only celebrity tattoo that I can think off of the top of my head that I really like is Mike Tyson's… and it's the one that's been most slagged in the mainstream media.

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