Welcome, future!

So this woman kept starting — and glaring — at me when I was getting my soy latte this morning. It was really quite hostile, not just curiosity. So I pointed at her from across the room, pointed at the baby lying next to her in the stroller, and make a throat-slitting gesture. That stopped the staring immediately.

The barista was making my drink. She speaks with a Ukrainian accent which I will entirely inadequately represent through the use of italics.

“So how is your day?”

“Good so far, the apocalypse hasn't come yet.”

“Oh, that's nice, isn't it?”


Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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