Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

Tomorrow morning you can expect a far darker entry ending with a reference to Japanese culture, so I thought this evening I should post something a little lighter… Can I just say that I love Japan? It's the only nation where you can contract a schoolgirl in a bathrobe to cut your penis in half. I feel like in a world where that's an option, anything is possible.

It goes without saying that if your response to paragraph number one was “that's pretty messed up, I don't think I like the idea of that”, you probably shouldn't click on that picture. You know what, if that's how you responded, as a general rule you probably shouldn't click on anything on my page.

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