Monthly Archives: January 2005

Spanish School

Spanish class is fun, but it's really tiring adding five or six hours of extra work to my schedule daily… It really gives me mad respect for women who are able to be single mothers, go to university, and hold down a job. It blows my mind in fact. My work? Simple in comparison! Among many other things, I had to write “tres oraciones verbas 'traer'” for homework…

  1. ¿¡¿Por qué traes la pistola?!?
  2. ¡Porque tú traes el cuchillo, ha ha!
  3. No… Traigo el tigre hambriento. ¡HA HA HA!

Yeah, I only know present tense right now, laugh it up.

Luckily this isn't the sort of class that's graded.

Anyway, another guy joined our class today, so now there are four of us and I'm no longer in last place in terms of comprehension. David's age is hard to place… eventually deeply tanned people all look the same to me, and he's been living the nomadic life out of the back of his truck for the last six years, living for a while in every one of the continentual states, and a month and a half having ago crossed into Mexico to explore the Baja… He likes La Paz so much — nicest place he's been yet he says — that he's setting up camp here to learn the language.

After school we had lunch at one of the many little diners that sit along the waterfront of the downtown. It's been windy these past few days so there's a lot of seaweed on the beach, as well as quite a few not so happy looking — but stoic — seagulls having their feathers ruffled by the wind. As we ate we watched them and other birds perilously divebombing into the water and retrieving their catch of the day.

I'm looking forward to this upcoming storm season — a few years ago the winds hit two hundred miles an hour in the Sea of Cortez, piling many of the boats in the harbor up onto the beach in the pictures above and turning the streets into rivers. But with the stormy season come the whales.

Continued "buy nothing day" type BS

Please stop spamming me with “not one damn dime” messages telling me to not buy anything on Thursday the 20th. It's a stupid idea and it won't accomplish anything.

First of all, I live in Mexico. Before that I lived in Canada. I haven't lived in the United States for a very long time, nor do I plan to do so again any time soon. So you're wasting my time and yours writing me and insisting that I not buy anything on the day of Bush's innauguration.

Second of all, the “apathy approach” to resistance is a farce.

You might as well call it “buy twice as much stuff on Friday the 21st day”. You think the economy lives in a one day window, or that the “international media” is going to be reporting on the day that a bunch of over-spending consumers took down the President with their lack of gluttony? You think Bush gives a damn what The Guardian UK prints? He doesn't even care what the New York Times prints. Power has been seized. I feel like that dingleberry John Stossel here, but give me a break. If you do this, you can bet that the only end-effect is that those in power will be laughing at you.

If you don't buy anything on the 20th, one of two things will happen. If you then have to go and buy all those things afterwards, then you've accomplished nothing. However, if you don't, then you've illustrated that there's something fundamentally wasteful about your current spending. Fixing that is a lot more than one let's all pat ourselves on the back for doing nothing day — it's a lifestyle change that you either make for the long term, or not at all. If you can't cut down your spending, at least buy from small, local companies as much as you can though — that will make a difference.

Want to get Bush out of power through your spending and consumer profile? Don't buy from the megacorporations that put him in power. Hurt the corporation and you hurt the Republican political machine… although that would require effort and thought and even research. Who's up for it?

Writer Decision Made!!!

Making the decision as to who to hire as staff writers was an extremely difficult choice, one of the toughest BME dilemas I've ever had. There's no one on the final set that isn't writing better than I was when I started doing BME/News — and that's more of a commentary on their highly evolved skills, style, and talent, than my lack of them.

Making the decision I took into consideration their writing and interview abilities, their peripheral knowledge and skills that will help on the job (Photoshop work, HTML abilitiy), their life experiences, how they express themselves in their blogs, what the interviewees said about the interaction, personal impression (I've met both Matt and Jordon in person — his band played BMEfest 2003 among other things), gut instinct, and the advice of people who I trust to tell me the truth.

I even asked one of the authors to write a follow-up article (which will likely be posted as their first column) so I could be totally sure in my decision…!

When it comes down to it I don't have a single bad thing to say about any of these top three. I'd actually looked into the feasibility of hiring all of them, but I think it would be stretching myself a little more financially than I can afford to (although if this works out who knows, maybe). But… Without further blathering, here are the two new BME staff writers:

  

Congratulations! On the left is Jordan Ginsberg (IAM:snackninja), and on the right is Gillian Hyde (IAM:typealice). I'm very happy to have them on the team, and look forward to seeing the changes (maybe additions is a better word) that this is going to make to BME. I believe they can both bring things to the site that it needs that I cannot provide. The job starts in March officially, but don't be surprised if you start seeing things fire up much sooner than that!

I also want to say a giant thank you to Matt Lodder (IAM:volatile). It was an incredibly close decision and I know you could have done a great job and I hope we can work together in the future.

Interesting people in interesting places

One of the nicest things about living in a city with a high expat population is that you're constantly bumping into interesting people. Maybe the boring ones avoid me, but every gringo I've met down here has been a fascinating character (Johnny Strike for example).

Today I talked to two new people. The first is an old (well, not old, but older than me) sixties radical (now with the new left) from San Francisco who works at The Exploratorium and is relocating down here with her husband to escape a dying regime. The second was a pilot of thirty years who after retiring swore off airplanes and moved onto a 32' single hull sailboat with his wife — in the slip “next door” to him is a couple who just finished a twelve year old circumnavigation of the globe… Oh yeah, and his brother is Norman White, an eccentric robot artist that I'm sure some people reading this must know.

And the wonderful wonderful punchline is that the photo above is the heart of the downtown core of this city — no crime, perfect weather, friendly and interesting people… You know, we spend a lot of time in Canada, America, and I'm sure Europe as well, boasting to ourselves about how great a society we've created. But we're so inward looking. The more I travel and the more I see of this planet and its life, the more wonderful the world feels, and the more my concepts of hierarchy fall away.

Beach options…

Here are two of the beaches I'm considering for BMEfest. There are so many choices down here. The first picture is the view from one end of the parking lot (the “parking lot” is about three miles long… it's a big beach) — you can see the water and one of the little bars that dots the beach. The second picture is the view from the patio of a restaurant I like to eat at. It's high tide so the beach is up to the level where it pushes the rocks and shells (it's a sand beach).

The third picture is at a beach that's about a two minute drive (so a twenty minute walk or something) down the road, which has a very different character — totally shallow and sheltered (with tons of balloonfish), but I think it might be much more crowded in the summer so it may not be the right choice, although as I said, there's a lot of choices and they're all not that far apart.

The panorama above is from when I hiked (can you really call it a “hike” when it takes about five minutes max?) up to the top of the mountain that overlooks the beach in the third photo above. That's a picture at relatively low tide. The camera messed up so I don't have the other pictures properly, but if I were to turn to the right, I'd see a second similar but much larger beach in front of me.

Up at the top of that mountain (and all over both beaches) are BBQ pits as well.

Repent, repent, for the end is near!

So I've been thinking about this recent problem with nazis, racists, and racist aplogists on IAM. It's always interesting to note what cowards they are, hiding and snivelling and backtracking and coming up with various excuses. You'd think that some of them would have the courage to at least stand up for themselves and say “this is what I'm about, fuck you, I don't want to be on your race-trader queer-loving site” and set up their own system. But as a group they're just too stupid and pathetic to do so, and have no choice but to be servile to the people they despise because their lack of talent and ability is so absolute that they are incapable of standing independently…

It's rather hilarious to watch degenerate aryans congratulate each other and joke about it, but I suppose these sad attitudes are the products of sad lives. I guess when it comes down to it I probably feel more sorry for them than anything — it's really a pitiful existence having to live in a dark hole filled with hate and fear, boasting about your strength while you cower in weakness. The only part I find a little disturbing is how readily the average person is willing to turn a blind eye and pretend it doesn't affect them, but I suppose that's the reason that most of the crap in this world persists.

Meh, now that “the list” has been made, maybe one of these afternoons I should have myself my own little Blitzkrieg and delete every last one of them without warning or notice. Maybe I'll delete one a day, at high noon, every day for two months. That might be fun… “Racist of the day execution!” Ah, so Saudi Arabia. Maybe I'll start deleting them on their birthdays, that seems appropriately sadistic… That certainly did seem to be the consensus of most IAM members as to what should be done. So if you're an ignorant racist fuck, or you play one in real life, you might want to do that deletion before I do it for you. You're even welcome to ask for a refund for your remaining time.

Yeah, it's about time for a witchhunt.

If you're gonna kill, do it with style and a sense of humor*.

Anyway… Charles “Mr. Torture” Graner — also proud of his great white heritage — has gotten ten years in prison. That's him on the right giving the big thumbs up for his service to the United States of America. You might be surprised to hear that I think that the sentence is a load of crap. Personally I don't think he deserves even a day in prison (although he does deserve a dishonorable discharge, and probably needs some serious counselling). I think the way this whole thing has been handled shows how scared the system is of taking any blame itself.

Graner's the “ringleader”? Give me a break.

There's one of two possible scenarios. First, it could be as Graner says, and the orders came from above. Certainly there's a lot of paperwork — cough — Alberto Gonzalez — strongly suggesting that's the truth. CACI International and Titan, military contracting firms, were implicated in coordinating this torture and helped run the prisons.


* Don't assume I'm kidding.

The other possible scenario is that Graner and the other guards simply lost it under a stressful situation that they weren't properly trained for. For those of you who don't know the Stanford Prison Experiment story, consider reading that now. Humans are not designed to be used in this way, and they break when you try and force them. Especially cowardly racist scum like Graner. As soon as a person starts concerning themselves with the immalleable elements of their or someone else's humanity, you can say with certainty that their thinking processes have failed in some way.

Either way, blaming Graner, let alone calling him the ringleader, is deceitful. Now, maybe you're asking yourself what punishment the corporations that ran the whole thing got (since as you know, Alberto Gonzalez who laid out the legal framework for the torture was promoted to Attorney General)… that “punishment” is a new $16 million contract for CACI, and a whopping $164 million renewal for Titan — a company that is also being investigated for fraud and embezzlement of government funds.

Don't even bother trying to talk to George “God made me do it” Bush about any of this. As far as he's concerned, America is 100% behind him — the election “ratified” his actions in Iraq — so I guess that means the President has officially “blamed” Republicans? Well, thanks for all the new terrorists. That's showing moxie, Mr. President. When New York City loses another landmark, you'll really have stuck it to those liberals in the Blue States that don't know what's good for them or the nation.

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I'll remind you again that as of September — three months ago — the bill for Iraq alone was well over $100 billion dollars. Now, I'll give you another reminder. The total cost for solving, permanently, the problems of health, poverty, starvation, and so on for the entire planet is considered by the highly conservative World Bank to be $80 billion.

So…


** What, somehow it's America's responsibility to fix the world? It's our collective duty and we all failed.

These were your choices America World**:

  1. $100 billion and counting wasted on Iraq. Well over a thousand Americans dead, tens of thousands of Iraqis dead, and a terror breeding gound that almost guarantees more devastating attacks on the US homeland are inevitable.

        or…

  2. Save $20 billion and get a world that no longer knows hunger, poverty, or preventable disease.

According to Bush and the Republican voters, America made the right choice with option number one. Do you agree? Was it the wise and prudent path? Has it kept America as that shining beacon that we all fantasize and dream and hope that it should be? I believe option two could take America to that place.

Graner gets ten years in prison, people keep dying, people keep getting rich, and the whole while Bush laughs and cracks jokes about not finding any WMDs. Who are the real criminals? And the real soulless evil? And what can be done about it***?



*** This time I am kidding. Don't got out buying yourself a sniper rifle, it's not going to solve the problem.

When bugs bite, bite back!

People ask me all the time, “do you ever get photos sent in that squick you out?” Earlier today I got a letter from a friend who was out doing some hiking, and somehow he got a common dog tick on his genitals. Being the BME/HARD type, he left it there for three days as the little vampire sucked away at him, finally becoming totally gorged on his priapism and dropping off — of course this is all documented in lengthy photographic detail. Now, that doesn't phase me at all. Normal.

But I've got to admit this picture (check her page for more, as well as a new forum for she's setting up) from equilibrium (Ferg, you bad, bad good influence!) kind of freaks me a little… Unlike succubal arthropod wang-attacks, I don't like the idea of a bug biting someone on the tongue one bit!