Monthly Archives: February 2005

Chef's Recipe, BME Vegan Cookies

This will only be funny to a tiny percentage of people programmers reading this. My brain was feeling a little frazzled from working too much so I took a break and wrote this recipe, and also built a small stove to cook it in. OK, I admit, probably only I think this is terribly funny.


BME Vegan Cookies.

This makes my favorite kind of cookies.
A lot of them! I hope you're hungry…

Ingredients.
32 level teaspoons salt
72 cups soy margarine
116 g marijuana
77 cups oats
108 cups white sugar
111 kg vanilla
33 heaped barrels rice milk
86 kg flour
101 cups brown sugar
115 tablespoons baking powder
105 tablespoons baking soda
66 pinches cinnamon
69 cups raisins

Cooking time: 20 minutes

Pre-heat oven to 180 degrees Celcius.

Method.
Put rice milk into the mixing bowl. Put raisins into the mixing bowl. Put oats into the mixing bowl. Put cinnamon into the mixing bowl. Put salt into the mixing bowl.

Put marijuana into the mixing bowl. Put baking soda into the mixing bowl. Put baking powder into the mixing bowl. Put baking soda into the mixing bowl. Put flour into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into 2nd baking dish.

Put rice milk into 2nd mixing bowl. Put vanilla into 2nd mixing bowl. Put white sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put white sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put brown sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put soy margarine into 2nd mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of 2nd mixing bowl. Pour contents of 2nd mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 2.

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Vegan Diet = Child Abuse?

I've mentioned it before here, but since it's still being shown to me by quite a few people I thought I should comment again on this new fraudulent study being used to back the claim that “bringing up children as vegans is unethical”. The study takes a very small sample group of Kenyan children subsisting on a diet of not much more than corn and beans (without even dairy products), gives some of them meat and dairy diets, and then compares their progress. First, it should be obvious to anyone that they did not have a complete vegan diet — they suffered from malnutrition and starvation, and if you read the study itself they admit freely that these kids are known to have radically incomplete diets, and many were severely underweight and living in abject poverty.

Now, the folks promoting the study make some extreme statements for their meat industry sponsors, going so far as to essentially call veganism child abuse and “unethical”. But if you look at their results (from sample groups of only about a hundred kids per group), you'll note that in most areas the differences between the sample groups were negligible (a few percent), with some tests (verbal skills for example) showing effectively zero difference between the malnutrition control group and those who were given meat and dairy. Other tests (Raven's Progressive Matrices) actually showed kids who were given supplements and dairy products getting worse in comparison to the kids with malnutrition!

If the difference between full-on malnutrition and a meat/dairy eater is negligible (or even decreases in some cases), I'd like to see a study that includes a complete vegan diet, not something that incorrectly equates “malnutrition” with “vegan”. I would wager that you'd see the most dramatic increases in that group due to having a complete diet, and without all the contaminants, you'd see huge health and lifespan improvements as well. Excluding such a group is extreme ignorance, if not fraud.

This study — and its subsequent misinterpretations — were sponsored in part by Global Livestock CRSP, Land O'Lakes (a factory farming corporation), Heifer International (a pro-meat organization, but one with good ethics), and others so it's pretty clearly biased financially. As is all too common in these types of studies, the results are almost meaningless, and the conclusions are politically motivated. The fact is that a complete diet can be gained from any type of food — attention just has to be paid to what's being consumed if one isn't eating incredibly rich (too rich!) food like meat.

It's pretty obvious that if you don't get all your nutrients you're going to suffer, and there are a few that you have to pay attention to in a vegan diet (B12 most obviously), so you have to either take supplements or expand your dietary intake to include foods like dulse (a sea vegetable that I love). However, if you're eating in North America or Europe, many soy products are already supplemented for you. Using a bunch of poor Kenyan kids that are starving to death and eating an incredibly incomplete diet as “proof” that a vegan diet is unhealthy is laughable at best… and given that a vast majority of the deaths in North America are linked to a high-calorie high-meat (hello cancer) diet (and both animal and human studies show marked increases in both lifespan, health, and even performance and intelligence on a vegan diet), it's criminal to make such allegations, especially when sponsored by pro-meat organizations.

I really dislike mercenary scientists that alter their findings in order to please their sponsors.

Resist much, obey little

Life   (Death)


Photo: thorstrongstone

What is it?

My big thing in life is consent. I've been involved in a number of projects that push human behavior even farther than BME does (like EroticDeath.com, a contact site for “murders seeking victims” and vice-versa, currently offline), but for all of them the thing that unifies them is consent. I feel very strongly that if someone can give clear and informed consent for an act that doesn't harm anyone else — even if it harms them — they should be permitted to do so… and if consent can not be given for an action, it needs to be very carefully considered. That's part of the reason I get so angry when people try to censor BME (and a part of why I'm vegan, which may give me neurological blessings).

Speaking of not giving consent in the most extreme of cases — death — is this story via Boing Boing on a parasitic twin murder (you may not agree with my choice of word) that's a just little disturbing. That's not just a “birth defect” as they call it in the MSNBC article — the second head smiled, responded, blinked, and as I understand it appeared to be sentient. This raises an interesting question — if it will improve your life, can you murder your [handicapped] siblings without their consent?

Obviously the question is a lot more complicated than just that, but that is a part of it. Well, if that's already starting to give you nightmares, try and focus on the picture below. The goal of the game is, as it often is on my page, to try and figure out exactly what you're looking at. The answer will be in one of the next BME/HARD updates.

Other than that, the guys that did the expose on Jeff Gannon want to talk to me. Luckily I blabber about my past so openly that I don't think there's anything I have to worry about.

A meal fit for a pelican

I've been paring down a combined pile of messages totalling over eighty pages of stories from piercers for a new article that I hope to post either later tonight or in the morning. However, I did take a break to go to the beach. Among other things I took a picture of a pelican having his lunch.

A story about beer

A few days ago I mentioned being on a bus with a Mormon missionary. The story I forgot to include was of his conversation with the guy from Guadalajara. The local guy had brough along a bunch of Modelo-brand beer and had generously offered to share it with others, which turned into a chat about beer around the world. After talking about different brands of Mexican beer for a while, the American guy said to him — with complete sincerity and a straight face — “Yeah, we have pretty good beer in the States as well… some of the best kinds are Miller Lite and Coors Lite.”


The Effects of American Beer

The guy on the left in the picture above looks suspiciously like my Mormon co-passenger. I suppose realizing that a number of people were looking at him incredulously and that the conversation had abruptly ended, he clarified his statement — “but we'll drink anything if it'll get us drunk.”

Maybe I've drank a little bit too much Québécois Apocalypse Beer, but I don't think I could get drunk off anything ending with a four letter synonym for “light”, no matter how much I drank.

In any case, real Americans do cocaine.



DISCLAIMER: This is a humorous entry. There are tons of good microbrews in America. Just avoid anything ending in “LITE”.

Peace

Thanks Joao (fotolog) for sending this photo of DSW's hand (more) by Jony Anderson.