Monthly Archives: April 2005

Image update posted


I've just posted a new image update, with over a thousand pictures in the BME/extreme and BME/HARD galleries, and then a hundred more in the nipple galleries as well. Thank you to everyone who helped out, and to Louie (the Mexican Mutant) for being on the cover.

Other than that I was surprised this morning to see a post on penis enlargement on boingboing… I thought at first they'd really gone off the deep end in terms of ad revenues, but it turns out Salon is running a great article on “Double Long Daddy” (aka who at this point is about an inch and a half short of a foot in length. Salon claims they verified his size personally, but didn't include images in the article (but as they say, this thread is useless without pictures, so here you go: 1 2 3).

I was thinking that he'd be worth interviewing in the book… not because of his size in and of itself — there are others in the book (and in the BME galleries and on IAM) who are larger — but because of his genital obsession and the work that's gone into transforming himself from a relatively normal guy physically to someone who's clearly outside the norm… That drive to obtain “the ideal penis” is an underlying theme in the book I think.

Anyway, enjoy the update. I'm dedicating today to working on interviews, but there'll be another 1,000+ image update tomorrow and the next day as well, and then experiences on Friday.



I'm waiting for an upload to complete… the DSL here has been going up and down for the last 18 hours so it's been a little difficult getting it posted. So in the meantime, here's the latest AOL/AIM complaint set I've received. Kids these days…!

Email: like i would ever tell you
Time: 03-31-2005 03:11 PM

From: like i would tell u
Email: like i would tell u
Time: 03-31-2005 06:10 PM
Subject: ur a hoe
Message: no one likes u and u wantb to go out with bobby when he don't like u so y try bich u r so stupid and u sould just give up and go out with someone else bobbys mine

Email: ur ass
Time: 04-05-2005 02:08 PM
Subject: i hate u=)
Message: heather no body lyks u every1 htes u U THINK THEY LIKE U BUT THEY DNT! the ppl u call ur f`in friends REALLY ARE NOT! we all hate ur fucking guts and want u to move so fuckng badly. ur sucha scumbag bitch who nos shit! miss oh im so perfect and hot...u ugly ass whore ur so gay and full of shit. im sooo glad amanda beat the shit out of u n made ur sorry white blonde ass cry. boo hoo U THINK U CAN FIGHT UR OWN FUCKING BATTLES U CANT SO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT PPL "OH I CAN BEAT U UP!" bull shit...pff...u ugly dog, u probably could break a pencil. better yet beat up someone...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLZ BITCH! get a tick tack and stay outta pplz way bitch. u fucking scumbag.Signed-i fucking hate u=)DIE AND MOVE!

From: go fuck yourself
Email: u dont have 2 know
Time: 04-05-2005 03:33 PM
Subject: you r a bitch
Message: u r a bitch u think u r all that u skank hoe u need a life u poser u make me wanna puke all oner the grass i just wanna step on your face u r a little quear u ass whole go get layed i bitch i hope u children die and so do u so get a life get fingered and get layedddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: non ya
Time: 04-05-2005 03:44 PM
Subject: hi
Message: hi u ugly hor u make me wanna take a dump and diaria sticky kind i know i know im mean but u r a hoe well g2g bitch hope u die when u r 16

From: nunya business
Email: dont matter
Time: 04-05-2005 03:44 PM
Subject: stop poppin shit
Message: All u do is talk shit about ppl dta bull needs 2 stop!! Evry1 hates u.. just look at ur guestbook!! U use 2 b ok Now ur just a STRAIGHT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!! if my name or any of my friends name cums out ur mouth... bitch ur gin down!! Get a life dumbass!!

From: Bug3426
Email: ??
Time: 04-05-2005 03:45 PM
Subject: You Bicth
Message: HAHAHA!!!You got fucked up bitch.You deserve it.Going around saying "I'll kick their ass" BULL SHIT!!You are all fucking talk and no play and if you fuck with another person you'll get your ass kick again and then hopefully you'll learn a lesson.i really wish i was dead!

From:'ll never fucking know =)
Time: 04-06-2005 03:51 AM
Subject: fucking POSER ASS BITCH!!!!
Message: heather...ur a fucking poser!! u think ur so fucking punk but ur really not..u look and act like fucking avril lavigne..fucking poser..everyone fucking HATES u...u deserved to get beat up by amanda!! i hope u move soon because..NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU!!! AND U JUST DONT FUCKING GET IT U STUPID ASS BLONDE WHORE!!!! ur one of the ugliest people ive ever seen in my fucking life and u think ur so pretty and go around judging other people...u need to fucking stop that...cuz heres the reality...UR FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT!!! ask ANYONE!!! im sure only 2 or 3 people will be against that..and thats at the MOST...well i think this should be enough for ur little stupid fucking mind to understand..and if it dont..ill just write more some other time =)bye u fucking hoebagslut

Pseudodaiths   <rant begin>

I've heard many sex educators (and piercers) opine that women don't know what their own anatomy looks like, let alone knowing the names of its various bits and pieces — whereas men almost always know exactly what both male and female genitals look like and are called in minutia. Well, in that vein, on nearly every update I get pictures from piercers that are misnamed, and there's one that's consistent and always drives me bonkers.





Every update this mistake gets made a couple times, and almost always by piercers themselves…

I'm sorry, I mean no offense by this entry to piercers having difficulty with the nomenclature, but a daith is on the inside of the ear. Fully. If it's not, it's just an unusually place helix piercing. Not a Daith. It's a piercer's responsibility to know these things in my opinion.

I don't care if you pronounce it “daw-th” or “day-th”. But the placement and name go together and I think these things are worth not being sloppy about.

<rant complete>

Can you figure it out?

Only the truly geeky will instantly figure out the secret meaning of this tattoo. If you can't see it, the answer (or at least a good clue) is on Aphrodite's IAM page.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news

As soon as I saw the goofy concept art for the new Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie I was 99% sure it was going to suck… but, having read them over and over as a kid, I held onto the hope that maybe the 1% would come to fruition. Having read my first review of the movie this evening, I just have one thing to say… “Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed…”

I really hope this is a case of a superfan that's not satisfied by anything…