Monthly Archives: April 2005

Don't pick on the zombies!

As you know, because some people have trouble telling the difference between “AIM” (AOL) and “IAM” (BME), I occasionally get TOS complaints filed that should have been sent to the monkeys at America Online instead. As always, I simply post them here instead of hacking AOL customer support and dealing with the problem. On the whole this is a boring bunch, but here they are.

URL: in the hot barbeque chatroom
member morgueanna1313@aol.com keeps harssing and making s/names to harasses others on even making other peoples names on a daily basis to cause troble...she has even went in and played with peoples emotiom=ns with some that have died...or had a family member die

Wow, playing with the emotions of the dead. At first I thought maybe she was messing with zombies — especially with the name morgueanna — but I'm not sure that most zombies have emotions (except maybe Bub), so perhaps she's screwing with vampires, who I believe are very emotional undead… especially those that work down at the Cinnabon.

Later, more complaints about morgueanna1313, who moved to the “insomniac chatroom”.

plays a s/name that a girl used and died to hurt others she is always harassing other memebers in that room and other rooms sending hate emails is you block she uses many other names to get around to keep mailing something should really been done about her

She died to hurt others? She's like the anti-Jesus or something… Later she changed their name to swtyetabiotch2, and later to runaway60, slightly switching to troll classic: racism

person harresses others, fights excessively,racist comments,makes threats
 person is going into chatrooms harrising members, an fighting
  harrising members in several chats.racist

I guess it's not as bad as DragonzFatCat though, he was just a big meanie.

saying stuff to all the members chating in labby25 like "fuck everyone"

Other than that, this guy's got a problem with racists or rappers… I'm not sure which.

orionlives414... racism
I has been brought to my attention that this person has been reported before and that no action has been taken to remedy this persons profile. I to am offended by it and i think that something should be done about it. i am finding that you are allowing him to put hate speach on his profile but not allowing others and it seems that it is the blacks that you are not allowing so if there is nothing that is going to be done then they will have no choice but to notify the courts.
thank you

Racism? On AOL? It couldn't be! Here's the last one of the day…

ASEH5576 [10:42 PM]: WOW WE GOT A WINNER IF YOUR CARD MATCHES UP WITH THESE LETTERS AND NUMBERS YOUVE WON B-I-M-B-O-1
ASEH5576 [10:42 PM]: WOW WE GOT A WINNER IF YOUR CARD MATCHES UP WITH THESE LETTERS AND NUMBERS YOUVE WON B-I-M-B-O-1
Badlilme76 [10:44 PM]: hi adam , you need to grow up this is bobi
Badlilme76 [10:44 PM]: bobbi, and i just sent this to your dad
ASEH5576 [10:44 PM]: WOW
ASEH5576 [10:44 PM]: AND I CARE WHY
ASEH5576 [10:44 PM]: WOW DO I CARE WOW NO
Badlilme76 [10:44 PM]: dont im her again
ASEH5576 [10:45 PM]: HEY FAGGOT TIME TO GO BACK TO THE GHETTO
ASEH5576 [10:45 PM]: HEY TIME TO GET ON THE PORCH U MONKEY
ASEH5576 [10:45 PM]: TIME TO GET IN THE WELFAIR LINE
ASEH5576 [10:45 PM]: HEY GET UR WELFAIR CHECK U PEICE OF SHIT
ASEH5576 [10:45 PM]: I HAVE BALLS TO SAY YOUR WHITE TRASH
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: THATS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE BALLS TO SAY I CAN MAKE ALL UR LIVES MIRRESABLE
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ALL PORCH NIGGERS
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: AND I HAVE THE POWER TO DO NE TIHNG I WANT
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: I HATE JEWS
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: DO U NOT UNDERSTAND I AM HITLERS RIGHT WING MAN
Badlilme76 [10:46 PM]: lmao
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: I LOVE HITLER
Badlilme76 [10:46 PM]: yeh ok
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: DO U NOT GET IT
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: I AM THE WHITE ARIEN RACE MASTER
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: I Hate jews
ASEH5576 [10:46 PM]: KEEP TALKIN
ASEH5576 [10:47 PM]: HEY YUR A FAT FUCK WHY DID MY DAD BANG UR FAT ASS
ASEH5576 [10:47 PM]: LOSE SOME WEIGHT
ASEH5576 [10:47 PM]: UR REAL MATURE FOR FIGHTIN BACK WITH ME
ASEH5576 [10:47 PM]: YOUR REALLY STOOPIN DOWN TO THE TRASHY LEVEL

I sense there is some history between these two…

Friday Work Report

I've been having a lot of fun with the interviews so far and have talked to many new friends as well as people I've known for decades… I've greatly enjoyed the story (I have photos as well of it) of a middle-aged farmer being castrated by a young (not a teen or anything like that, but younger than him) woman who helped him castrating calves — joking conversations grew into a Burdizzo being used on him. I've been chatting with people who really push both solo masturbation and sex to extremes, and have modified their bodies (and sometimes their partner's as well) in order to facilitate that… I think one of my favorites though is a someone I've known for a long time who explains many of his answers with analogies drawn from video games, computers, and science fiction!

By the way, I'm running about three to four days right now on responses, so if we've been talking and my responses seem stalled, it's just the workload and you will hear back from me! Oh, and I don't know if I mentioned this, but I'm fairly certain this book is going to be all men. I have been thinking about doing it as a two-parter though, separated by gender… at this point I know enough women into heavy modification and play that it could be done justice.

Let's see… I'm trying to get a bit ahead as well on image processing so I've been working on that as well, and I got these photos submitted today. I think the person submitting them ripped off the photos from someone else (and they may even be fake, although I have a feeling in the back of my head that I've seen them somewhere before, maybe in a tattoo magazine), but as a concept piece I liked the butterfly theme more than most other butterfly tattoos I've seen in the past.

People try and send in other people's pictures all the time, although I'm pretty good at catching them most of the time… a couple people over the last few weeks have sent me emails claiming to be “Naughty Nati” (m-ooo-re; aka Allie Sin, who — in my best Troy McClure voice — you may remember from films such as Stick it in my Face #3, Young Cheerleaders Swap N'Swallow #2, Squirting 101 #4, and I Was Tight Yesterday #2). The hip/pubic star tattoos are common enough so maybe I could be fooled on those alone — and I certainly know other know other people with similar work — but combine them with her Little Prince (that one belongs to ohashleylove) tattoo, it's kind of a tough scam to pull!

Other than that, there are some funny things scheduled for next week's update…


lucky_mike13 has a Martha Stewart tattoo!

Dude, iRule!

analogrithems has the smartest tattoo in the world.

Lewis Dodd's customer was a narwhal in a previous life.

Anyway… there's a big neglected baby in the other room that keeps knocking on my door that needs attention, so I'm out of here for the night.

Thanks, Wit…

Nothing makes a simple iconographic tattoo better than a threat.

…and if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire!

Experience Update Posted

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I've just posted an experience update with a 123 new stories. Thank you to the review team and everyone who helped out by writing stories. Thanks also to Abducted for being the cover model.

Other than that I'm working, working, working today… So please don't waste my time coming to me complaining that people are making Pope-jokes in some forum here. I really don't care — as far as I'm concerned the Pope's death is good riddance to bad rubbish, not that anything will be improved by his death. He supported child molestation, attacked homosexuals, propped up abusive puppet regimes across Latin America (along with his good xtian buddie Ollie North), stood up against women's rights, and so on… To say nothing of the fact that he was head of an organization that is single-handedly responsible for more death and torture and suppression of human rights than any other in all of human history.

So don't come to me complaining about Pope jokes, it's falling on very deaf ears and a heart that's utterly cold to the issue.

So the Pope goes to New York City, and he’s picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.” But the Pope persists — “Please?” — and the driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”

The Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.

He’s pretty startled and surprised, and the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: “Chief, I have a problem.”

Chief: “What sort of problem?”

Cop: “Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.”

Chief: “Important like the mayor?”

Cop: “No, no, much more important than that.”

Chief: “Important like the Governor?”

Cop: “Wayyyyyy more important than that.”

Chief: “Like the President?”

Cop: “More.”

Chief: “Well, who’s more important than the President?”

Cop: “I don’t know, he’s in the back of the limo, but he’s got the Pope DRIVING for him!”

It's f'cking Ronald Reagan all over again. I hope when I die people forget all the terrible things I've done. Not that I've been that bad…! No genocide or starting wars anyway.

Wikipedia = Inaccurate (c/o Rafti)

I was trying out some of the new features on Google, including the “define:BMEzine” search, which took me to the Wikipedia page on BMEwow is that grossly inaccurate and biased!

(Link to entry as of April 7 2004 in case it's updated.)

Admittedly they define it as just a “stub”, but given that it was edited primarily by this moron, it's no wonder that it's so idiotic. That dude needs to go back to just stealing my content and pretending it's his instead — at least then it was decently written and factually accurate. Can't believe he's still around…

Maybe someone reading this feels up to correcting and updating that entry properly.

Experience update tomorrow but other than that I'm probably not going to post a ton over the next week because I want to get a big chunk of work done on the book project so I can start doing some serious editing and layup work. Other than that I've been dreaming that I'm back on Maui, living in a giant treehouse overlooking a tropical forest. I really miss that place, it was wonderful there.

I think if I had unlimited money that would probably be where I'd move. Unfortunately I don't have unlimited money, so if anyone feels like donating a gold mine, let me know… I need to work harder and achieve my goals I suppose, rather than constantly tinkering on things that are rewarding but not very profitable…

PS. It's true, I am a monster.