Image update posted

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I've just posted an image update to BME/extreme, as well as to the nipple piercing gallery with just over a thousand new pictures. Thank you to all the contributors and to Yumegari for the cover shot.

Since today is World Centennial Haiku Day (05/07/05), I thought I'd fire up the old poetry bot software I worked on ages ago… Because I never integrated the rhyming system I never finished building it (it was designed to convert regular prose into poetry with dumb AI by using a syllable counter, a thesaurus, and a rhyming dictionary), but I thought it might be fun to hack it to generate haikus from my email client's spam folder. Here's some of the output:

truly desperate?
change your ideas about sex:
drunk girls go crazy

classic old ladies,
naughty grandma love to suck!
blond hardcore banging.

inexpensive pills
increase your sperm volume now:
shoot five times as much

is it funny dave?
the sweet virgins love hard sex!
...be honest with me.

You will be amazed!
cum again and again joe:
meet your wife wishes.

just listen to us:
a penile medication
make you hard like rock!

Anyway… back to processing images (I'm trying to get a good buffer built up so it's easy to keep the site updated from France), working on BMEvideo, and working on my new book…

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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