Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

I was going to post this to ModBlog but I thought it was maybe a bit too dirty. I think it's a time that's come and gone, but for a while there was a kind of “I can go more extreme” in suspensions game — elbow suspensions, belly suspensions, and of course the infamous ass suspension. Ass suspension folks, you aint got nothing on my friend Didi.

Other than that, I thought I'd mention a story in the news about how marijuana improves memory and builds brain cells (thank god it's illegal, right). [via] Alcohol does it as well, but there's some suspicion that the neural pathways that grow are related to lusting for more alcohol! Oh, and sex also builds brain cells… It's like my life dream via the script of How High, and it's actually a good idea — “All I wanna do is develop my herb in a real lab, and get some head while I'm doin it.”

Add in a story about how getting heavily tattooed will protect you from skin cancer and how the faster you drive the safer you are, and everything's coming up Milhouse for me.

Oh, and above is another proposal for the BME t-shirt contest… comments go here.

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