Lots of dirty things

So I saw this 25 things I learned from Google Trends and thought it was so dead boring that I'd do my own instead. Let's see…

  1. Ass to Mouth, which is growing in popularity, is most searched for in Tampa, FL.
  2. Beastiality is by a wide margin most popular in Brisbane, Australia.
  3. Child porn is extremely popular across Turkey, but is also searched for most often in Auckland, New Zealand.
  4. Escorts are most sought out in Italy, the United Kingdom, France, Belgium, and Sweden, in that order. I suppose if I was in Sweden I might enjoy an escort.
  5. If you're searching for a sex slave, you're probably doing it in Irvine, California.
  6. If you're simply seeking sex (of any sort), you're most likely in Cairo, Egypt (followed by a series of cities in India).
  7. Lesbian porn is most sought in Brisbane, Australia.
  8. Donkey sex is most searched for in the amusingly titled Lahore, Pakistan, as well as a host of Indian cities… oh, and Denver, CO.
  9. Blowjobs are searched for more in Chicago than anywhere else.
  10. Viagara is desperately needed in Buffalo, NY, by a wide margin…
  11. …but if you spell it Viagra, you're probably from Brentford, UK.
  12. If all you want is boner you're from Minneapolis, MN, but the more polite erection seekers are from Melbourne, Australia.
  13. Gay sex is most popular in Birmingham, UK.
  14. But gay escorts are all the rage in Torino, Milan, and Rome, Italy.
  15. Fisting is searched for most in Zurich, Switzerland.
  16. Cow sex is searched for most in Chennai, Delhi, and New Delhi, India. It's also quite popular in Atlanta, Georgia.
  17. If you want hairy pussy you're probably in Delhi, India, but if you want shaved pussy you're likely in Brisbane, Australia.
  18. If you're looking for information on premature ejaculation, you're likely in Perth, Australia.
  19. Rim jobs are apparently enjoying a spike of popularity in the small town of Kitchener, Ontario.
  20. If you're looking for rape, you're most likely in one of four Indian cities, followed by Philadephia, PA in fifth place.
  21. If you're looking for an ass fuck, you're probably in Athens, Greece.
  22. Facial cumshots are most sought in Montreal, France.
  23. Punk porn would probably sell best in Seattle, WA.
  24. Anal sex is most searched for in Miami, Florida, and Ankara, Turkey.
  25. Oh, and if you're searching for Google's help on torture, you're probably in Washington, DC.

(Note: these will change over time).

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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