Monthly Archives: February 2007

I prefer fire to burned stuff

First of all, I've been neglecting Shawn, who's got this amazing t-shirt drawn by Wayde Dunn (brilliant scarification artist) for sale only for the next few days to help cover costs for Scar Wars, an important and groundbreaking event that he created and runs. Click the picture to jump to his page.

Speaking of mod-related clothing, I can't remember if I already mentioned it here (probably did), but BMEshop got larger printing facilities, so now when we do prints that can scale up (like the bmezine text on this hoody), they're much larger prints than we used in the past. It might not seem like much, but visually it makes a big change in the impact.

Anyway, on to the real entry…

My RAZR's screen died again. This is the second RAZR to break for me, but at least this one lasted longer… oh… maybe nine months or so. I have dropped it lots of times, but the display actually shorted out just from opening it (straw that broke the camel's back I guess). The phone still works, but since I can't see the display, calling people is a big pain in the ass! So if you want to talk to me, call me and don't wait for my call!

I'm super tired this morning because Jon and I stayed up late last night building the foundation for a new content management system for BME's experiences (basically sticking all the data into a giant customized WordPress setup). As well as better searching and organization, instant updates (so an experience would be posted as soon as it's moderated), new ways to read BME, it will allow better integration across BME's family of sites, will allow people to comment on experiences, will make it easy to edit experiences as needed, and most importantly:

I plan on making all of the textual information (experiences, etc.) on BME/HARD and BME/extreme free. I hope I'm not making a financial mistake (since the members section of BME is what makes the rest of it all possible), but I really believe that people need to have easy access to those stories before they do a DIY procedure and take photos, and I think so some extent it runs counter to BME's philosophy of education and documentation for the public good to keep those stories behind a lock if I don't have to! That said, if anyone thinks I'm making a mistake with this decision, please let me know ASAP.

I posted some cute photos of Mia More on ModBlog last night (click through for the set), and got jumped on for complaining I was single too much (which is funny, because I don't think I said a word about it in that particular entry)… But seriously, people should remember that I write ModBlog in a pretty tongue-in-cheek and exaggerated tone. Don't get me wrong, just about everyone I post I think is gorgeous and I'm sure having sex with them would be awesome (I mean that in a complimentary, non-perverted way), but seriously, I'm not desperate for every girl I post! And I'd say I'm too old for, oh, 99%. Here's my basic priorities these days (and other than Nefarious, this is how they've always been):
  1. Nefarious
  2. BME
  3. Current Girlfriend
  4. Art
  5. Family/Friends
  6. Getting a New Girlfriend

And the sad truth is that you can ask any of my past girlfriends and they'd probably give you a similar list (but they would leave out #6 since that only applies if I'm single). Don't get me wrong, I'd rather not be single, but I really hope I am not giving the impression that I'm just sitting here whining about it. As someone recently commented, the trouble with posting all these beautiful girls is that you don't know them. Hahaha, true. Oh yeah, and to keep this entry from being too male hetero: BMEboys.

See, what I really need (and I think what really needs me in return) is a smart girl that's a good driver and has a good head for new business ventures, taste in art, and as many technical skills as possible. Oh wait, I pretty much had that, messed it up. Oooooooops… Now I'm left with the possibility that I meet someone who can't drive and they wreck my car!

Well, today's a mix of #1 and a little of #4 I think… Like I said, I'm pretty tired, but I think I might mix a few jars of the base colors for the big new painting. Because I use so much paint, it's easiest to make batches of the core colors pre-mixed with the polymers I want to use, in advance.

I finally took a set of photos that I got from Jerome to be framed. It's pretty expensive getting stuff framed! Or maybe I'm just cheap. Anyway, while I was there I also asked what it would cost to have some of my paintings framed. To build something like the last frame I made (basically a 4'x4' square made of two by fours, painted black) would cost $450 to $1500 depending on my choice of materials.

One painting.

That's ridiculous — for that price I could buy a nice table saw to do the corner cuts, and a router to give the moulding I create form. It's insane. I never understand why people routinely have others do things they can do better themselves. I understand taking a load off every once in a while, like having help with chores, going out to supper occasionally even if you can cook better than the restaurant's chef, and so on, but I know for me, if I have to choose between buying an overpriced meal, or a stove and some raw food, I'll buy the latter every time.

Giant Monsters Fool's Mate

This painting is quite large. I finished sketching it today.

So I was thinking that instead of a regular car key, cars should start using a USB dongle/key. For security, it would be mated to the car using public key cryptography, both to authenticate the car, the key, and documents the car produces that are stored on the key. Having a USB key as a car key would have a few advantages (and a few obvious disadvantages — like what happens if the system is cracked):
  • You could plug it into your computer and put audio and video files on it to play in your car (just like copying files to a USB stick or MP3 player). Sure, there are other ways to do this (burn a DVD, get an iPod transmitter, etc.), but this is about single device convenience factor.
  • You could transfer map directions from your computer to the car's GPS/navigation system.
  • Diagnostic problems would be reported using a standard interface (ie. USB), allowing customers to see the problem for themselves on their computer, and then optionally electronically report the problem to mechanics in their area for an online quote.
  • Driving details (up to and including engine data and full GPS tracking) could be recorded for the purpose of anything from insurance (accident disputes and documentation, lower rates for good drivers, etc.), monitoring (employees, kids, personal, etc.), to vehicle tuning.
  • Standard interface allowing the key to be used with virtually all computer hardware (since for the computer, it's just like a USB drive).
  • Kid/employee/valet keys could be programmed with different restrictions (for example, the valet key would not allow trunk access) and warnings (if the car leaves a given area, if a speed limit is exceeded, etc.).
  • Advertising system (totally optional of course), partnered with Google Local or a similar service, that plays ads that are relevant to your location and interests, and pays you to listen to them (inserting them between MP3 tracks for example). In city driving, this would certainly cover the cost of gas (so if you listen to ads, you drive for free).

The whole thing wouldn't even cost very much… Just a few more microcontrollers in the car really, and the USB key. I'm actually surprised that it's not standard issue in any cars yet…

Common Solutions

Annoying!

Jeez, my knee (like the joint) has been aching like crazy the last day or so… The good news is that the muscle's pretty much 100%, but the joint's no fun, probably because of the weather changes so I'm very uncomfortable and can't sleep. I'm not writing that to complain — what I'm complaining about is that one of my bank cards got cloned and penetration tests were run on the account ($331 and $663 withdrawal attempts somewhere in the USA), so I had to spend about 45 minutes at the bank standing and waiting for it to get sorted out. I really like the people at my bank and have known them for a long time so I kept up the smiles, but I wish it could have been resolved over the phone.

Six feet across…

This is just a rough first doodle, but I think I'm actually going to paint this but huge, on that 72″x54″ canvas I got last week… Please excuse my crayola marker coloring. It's kind of silly but I think it'll be a really fun painting when it's all done (if I do it). I really like doing children's style drawings (both in the style of and style for) at this size.

It's also kind of based on that famous painting of the dogs playing poker.

Other than that I got two pieces of crappy news today but I was expecting both of them…

I should post more often…

First of all — the [new] error that was making it so buddy list edits trashed your main description, and the subsequent problem of things being uneditable should be all fixed now… If you find more problems, let me know or post them in the tech support forum.


A few days ago I posted a “map” of what parts of my leg have surface sensation and which parts don't. I mapped it out again this morning to see if it's changed (it has). The area is also quite cold (the whole lower leg, not just the numb area) in comparison to the other leg. If you're interested in this sort of thing, Asurfael has started doing similar mapping out on her [doctor performed] implants.

While it has changed, I think that those changes are just a result of the subtleties of how it's swollen today and what nerves are getting pushed on.

Yeah…

Anyway, it's still sore, but a million times better. I find that as the day goes by I get more “pissed off” feeling, like I'm irritated at little stuff but I think I'm a pretty mellow guy so it doesn't really come out or anything. I waffle between whether it's better to stay clear headed and just consciously keep calm and happy, or whether it's better to be a bit muddled from painkillers.