Further proof that I am a sinner

So in the fall I was at the park throwing huge blocks of frozen snow onto the very thin ice to smash holes in it. I know it's not something you're supposed to do. I also sometimes feed the ducks, which is also on the forbidden list. Anyway, this 2×4 was in the water, near the edge where I could reach it, so I picked it up an threw in like a spear. It pierced the ice and sunk into the mud, and the following night the temperature dropped and it froze in place and has been there for the last four months. In my (rather limited) defense, it was already in the pond when I got there.

Anyway, it both cracks me up and fills me with guilt, like some telltale heart every time I go to the park.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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