Kids say the darndest things…

So an ambulance drives past us earlier today…

Me: “I wonder where that ambulance is going?”
Nefarious: “Maybe they’re going to a death party!”

Please don’t invite me!


When I picked Nefarious up from the airport after she visited her mother for a few days, I had the bike that we’d found in the trash up in the apartment… Here’s that conversation:

Me: “You’ll never guess what I found in the trash!”
Nefarious: “Is it a human head?”



  1. jonny wrote:

    sorry for the language but FUCKING LOL

    death party!?! hahaa

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Permalink
  2. estrojenn wrote:

    but…her pictures are also so vibrant…and full of life!

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm | Permalink
  3. Jani wrote:

    Haha! :D
    I worked as school assistant some years ago and was supposed to go pick up dead hawk from school yard. I took shovel and black carbage sack and started to lift hawk in it. One of the kids said in very disturbing voice:
    “Hawk is leaving for the little cruise!”
    (It sounded much funnier in finnish, but anyways..)

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink
  4. Joel Siddall wrote:

    they are the best things ive ever heard, actually loling

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 7:40 am | Permalink
  5. allahkat wrote:

    The only thing I can add that still comes nowhere near as close to your two anecdotes is my neice who was about 6 at the time asking me if the geese floating in the lake outside in February had cold bums.

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 11:38 am | Permalink
  6. Mars wrote:

    I have to admit, I want to know what a death party is!

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 7:32 pm | Permalink
Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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