In the land of dubious achievements

I have a new game… It’s trying to get the lowest possible score in Rock Band while simultaneously trying to get the highest possible percentage. This was my first attempt — I’m sure I can do better/worse. Basically I play a bad note on purpose everything three or four good notes (playing more than ten in a row right is a “fail” in this game), staying in the red but without getting boo’ed off stage.

No, I’m not wearing pants. Why do you ask?

simpleton-man

Edit/7PM: Scrub that — the “Going Country” pack just got released for PS3, so I’m downloading that now and will spend an hour driving Caitlin crazy.

So a couple days ago I asked Caitlin if I could make her a shirt for her blog, and she said, “sure, make one of me and subway Santa… so I did and I liked how it truned out, only to find out she was only kidding. Muses need to learn not to abuse their power, sheeeesh.

caitlin-with-santa

* Yes, I will gladly sell you one… Caitlin super-fans only!

Since we leave next week for Mexico, I of course lost my passport, leaving me rushing to get a new one. Thankfully that only takes 24 hours. Do you think the beard is a good way to keep facial recognition software from being too effective? It definitely makes me look like I’m on the run, that’s for sure.

passport

Well, I guess I’ll go put some pants on — Caitlin recently bought me four new pairs, since all of mine were riddled with crotch-holes, popped buttons, and caked with paint — so I can run some errands before I pick up Nefarious from school and bring her to the airport so she can visit her mother for the holidays.

8 Comments

  1. That’s the best shirt ever!

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:23 pm | Permalink
  2. Ashley wrote:

    Scotts beard always makes him look like he’s a criminal in passport pics. He just got those little photos taken for his gun app stuff and we were like this picture looks like a man who already owns a lot of guns. And shouldn’t.

    ;)

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Permalink
  3. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,469724,00.html

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Permalink
  4. wlfdrgn wrote:

    Somehow, I think the facial tattoos are probably going to be a pretty strong recognition trait. They’ll likely show up the same way as scars.

    Of course, I guess that could be used to your advantage. Add a bit of dermablend and they’re gone.

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
  5. elijah wrote:

    if only the picture was bigger on the shirt
    o.O
    i need to buy this anyways..

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm | Permalink
  6. Shannon wrote:

    Pick “customize” and you can change the logo size and so on, or even add your own elements!

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm | Permalink
  7. Caitlin wrote:

    You were BURSTING out of those pants, it was obscene!

    Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm | Permalink
  8. estrojenn wrote:

    i think i saw a picture of the unibomber that resembled your passport pic :)

    Friday, December 19, 2008 at 6:06 pm | Permalink
Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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